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I was just stuck and had to spit up a little bit of fresh parsley. A bunch of spit came up with it and the toilet Water splashed my face. :( I want to die! I just washed my face with handsoap then put purel all over it. Has this happened to anyone? Do I need to purel again?

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I hope you didnt get any in your eye!!!

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roflol.....Not laughing that you got stuck, laughing about the toilet water..hahaha

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So add alcohol wipes to the list of things I cleaned my face with after
:)

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Yep, it just happened to me the other day. And I was in a restaurant and so it was the toilet Water in a public toilet splashing me in the face!!! Next time I will chew slower and longer or bend down closer to the toilet....LOL!!!

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Yep, it just happened to me the other day. And I was in a restaurant and so it was the toilet Water in a public toilet splashing me in the face!!! Next time I will chew slower and longer or bend down closer to the toilet....LOL!!!

Yeah mine was a work toilet. So public but at least I know it is cleaned a few times per day. Blah. Did you do any super face scrubs or anything special?

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Its probably cleaner than many things - your kitchen sink, the dish cloth you wipe the benches with, handrails in the shopping centre,etc. Its just the thought, lol

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OMG yes, hahah. I've been splashed in the face, at my own house though. I used my handsoap and washed my face.

Totally understand the ick factor though. :lol:

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This is why I always stand up if I have to throw up. But lol!

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LOL, been there, done that!

I hope there isn't a next time for you, but if there is use our friend cocobean's trick. As you run to the toilet grab one of those paper seat covers, wad it up and throw it in the Water first. It doesn't splash back so bad. (public restroom)

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Ya, I just stand up and bend over a bit in a public toilet. Or if it's a private bathroom I use the sink (which I usually do at home). Sorry you got a toilet facial!!

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I find myself throwing up all the time so when it's in a public bathroom I take a whole bunch oh toilet seat covers and throw up on them. I couldn't take anymore splashing!

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OMGosh. I thought I was the only one! Grossest thing ever! it's bad enough when it happens at home, but in a public bathroom. Horrible! Thanks for the advise. I'm never gonna do that again without putting a toilet seat cover in the bowl.

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As one who threw-up or spit up a lot when I was first banded. You have to put some t. paper in before you do it and it keeps the Water from splashing on you. Not a whole lot just a lttle bit. Works for me.

Cheri

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