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DerickM

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  1. I am hearing impaired, deaf people and hearing impaired tend to be blunt as I am sure you have noticed.
  2. Holiday - Green Day
  3. Zero - Smashing Pumpkins
  4. (Perfect spamming chance ain't it! lol) Push It - Static-X
  5. a thread where people can make a quick post bout what they have playing while browsing LapBandTalk.com!! I have Holy Wars by Megadeth playing now
  6. Dr. Tersigni in Coos Bay might be able to help I'm in Medford OR.
  7. no fair! you live in one of the best places to scuba dive!
  8. Stem cell research could fix my hearing. I also am upset at his continued opposition of this stuff.
  9. A koala is sitting up a gum tree .... smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past and looks up and says, "Hey Koala! What are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they burn a few. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Shiiiiiiiiiiit dude ... how much Water did you drink?!!
  10. eggs are good because you can put anything in a omelet and the eggs have protein.
  11. if you picked option 3 let us know why.
  12. I try to limit my going out to eat and I think about what I am going to order based upon where I am going and what I can eat (Foods getting stuck, blerg) Since I am thinking about it anyway I end up ordering less
  13. I would think about holding off on the swimming until the glue falls off and your cuts have at least knitted up (meaning the skin has healed)
  14. Chicken/Turkey or any type of bird in any shape or form. Does not matter how it is prepared. Rice Hamburger Doughy breads (pizza, doughnuts, etc.) Potato Chips/Tortilla chips Pork chops (but I can eat sausage and bacon, go figure) Cake/Brownies/etc.
  15. DerickM replied to DerickM's topic in Rants & Raves
    Irish accents are sexy also...there was this one redhead in my Ancient Roman History class...:smow:
  16. 23 years old here, banded in February
  17. It seems (to me) to be a paining of a village close by the sea, there are people shown on the painting but they have no faces. I am not certain but I think it is a oil painting done on canvas (of some sort)
  18. DerickM posted a topic in Rants & Raves
    I met the perfect girl today, she was absolutely stunning and smart and had so much in common with me. a stage actress, who loves sci-fi and reading books. Her favorite poet is William Blake and she loves traveling around the world. :whoo: and she is Australian, I don't know what it is about Australian women but they make me go gaga. I think it is the accent...:heh: but nooooooooooo, she has a serious boyfriend :twitch: I'll be in the corner kicking the dog if anyone needs me :scalesno: :scales:*Grumble* Damn Aussie women...tease me like that...not Funny *Grumble*
  19. Thanks anyway laurend hopefully I will get lucky and we have a art history major here.
  20. Similar Question: I inherented a painting by an artist who name as it appears in the lower left hand corner as: D. Bles any ideas? I would like to learn about the artist and painting but many hours of googling and I still have zilch! if I can talk my litle sister into taking a picture I will put them up here ASAP
  21. come on...I want the GOOD pictures...y'know the honeymoon ones :heh: :guess
  22. "That shirt/jeans/etc. make you look fat" Well, duh, I already am fat...
  23. he plot: a non-Terran spacecraft sets down outside the Royal Ontario Museum, and an eight-legged alien (named, as it later emerges, Hollus) walks into the museum and asks to see a paleontologist.The paleontologist on call happens to be Tom Jericho, who happens to have cancer. And when he learns that on Hollus's planet, scientists think it's just obvious that the universe was designed by an intelligent God, he finds that he has to deal with his own reasons for not believing in God (i.e. Cancer). Most of the plot is devoted to scientific and philosophical discussions between Jericho and Hollus.

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