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Telly

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Everything posted by Telly

  1. We got this bull by the horns!
  2. Ok, No cheating this weekend people. Get on your treadmills or hit the pavement. We have to show by Wednesday what were made of. (75% water, lol) I want to surprise myself. How far can I really push my bike this weekend with my cell phone on the hip (just in case I need an air evac). I plan on hitting 210lbs by this weekend. I'm going to hit that mark!
  3. lmao @ NJGirl! Saved by the Post! You know better than that! I'm watching you NJGirl. So far 28lbs or more... keep it that way mamacita!
  4. DIE FOOD...DIE!!!! I'm mourning too but I'm happy that the food is in a better place... (in someone else's belly) *gigglesnorts* You did fantastic woman! Keep up that weight loss. It may or may not slow down but for god's sake, don't lose site. Focus. It's downhill from here ok?? Don't go into the light! (The fridge light)
  5. What's that Marvin Gaye song.... "Dancin"??? Got that sound like you are in a bar and people are laughing, drinking... That's what I wanna hear today!
  6. ROFL! Too precious! Poor kitty looked kinda scared that mama was snapping flashes. That is one nice looking cat! I love her perfectly half black and half orange nose.
  7. LMAO! YES SIR! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO??? IM GOING TO WEE WEE!!!!! :heh: WHAT EVER EXPECTED SIR! WATER EXERCISE EAT RIGHT
  8. Hey Laura, I just saw that if you go into Settings, there is an option there where you can opt to not display the groups you are in. That was a nice feature. I am not ashamed that I am a bandster but alot of people do not know that I have done it. One day.. but not now :eek:
  9. Yipes, does it show the group I am in? Lemme go see.
  10. Vickie, it feels superb. I am in the next jeans size :eek: Im no longer an 18, I'm 16 now and it's kinda loose. I love my band too. Life feels good lately.
  11. Lmao @ Kristin. I mean.. don't get me wrong people..yes I do know there are freaks out there... hell I'm somewhat of a freak myself...lol. But still, I'm wise. I could put my college info and they'd still not know who I am. My real name is not provided nor is my home address, home number or anything that anyone that was looking for me could find. Plus, my lil angels pictures are posted and I don't mind that. It's not like some stranger is going to send me a friend add request and try to get close to me. I'm married! I screen everything. The men on my list so far.. are high school buddies I caught up with in the last day or two. It's all good in the hood. If not, I am strapped with a nice 9 Taurus. (Gangsta face).:bandit
  12. Gosh! Maryb is living a Gourmet food lifestyle
  13. funny thing is my real name or address is not even provided.
  14. 1 20fl oz cup of sex 1 edible pair of undies 1 gallon of water 500 calories 5,000g of protein 0 carbs 8lbs of sweat Easiest way to lose a few lbs here and there :heh:
  15. YIPES! That just goes to show... you can have every innocent intention and then **BAMMMMM** some crazy fool is peepin you.
  16. PUddin, lmao, check out my pre-post. Have I gone waaaay off the title of the thread??? Lmao!
  17. omG! Really? We have sex smilies?? Get outta here! (searches frantically for fun sexy smilies) :) :bananapartyhat: :bananapartyhat: LMAO! I am laughing soooo hard right now. I can't breathe...:heh: :heh: :heh:
  18. Lmao, puddin...? What is that smilie face doing to the other one? It's kinda..... TMI...
  19. I Salute you MsButterKup23. It's incredible. You are in the 100's from the 300's. That's just.. incredible.
  20. OH YEAH??? DEM WORDS SOUND LIKE FIGHT'N WORDS TO ME. PUT EM UP!
  21. I'm actually calling Aquafina as we speak.....
  22. Yeah... LOL, you know I was kidding right? In fact, I talk about Gas. Gas frequency, seismic readings, odor....rofl No, I'm not that bad but I do talk about weird stuff. I am queen of toilet humor believe it or not. My tinkle color is more clear than the springs of New Zealand... :cry , than the IV drip they put in my veins at surgery. AND...Noooo I won't show it here nor will I ever wear a diaper and take pics. I'm crazy but not THAT crazy.
  23. Errrrrrm..... TMI!:speechles
  24. LMAO! TERE, THAT DIDN'T COME OUT RIGHT.....:speechles
  25. :humble: Thank you ..Thank you.. No autographs please...

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