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Telly

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Everything posted by Telly

  1. Hehe, Dawg I know you are sincere with your cheese.:clap2:
  2. See that's one thing you'll always get from me. I don't care if you like me or if I speak eloquently or ghetto. I am me and I'm real. As real as it gets and if I think someone's crying about something that's soo ridiculously silly then I'm gonna tell you. That's it.
  3. Ok folks...listen up. If you don't like the content of a thread, just move the hell on. That's all you gotta do. If you are getting 15 pms about cheese.. well golly gee. Who cares? Move on. No need to pull up a pillow, hug it and cry. Get a backbone already. Roll your eyes and make sound effects like "hmph".
  4. Wow, what a bunch of sensitive..cheesy bull crap.
  5. This forum is a cool place, I agree. I need it for motivation purposes. Most info I needed was already given to me by my doctor. It's the people that bring me back, time and time again.
  6. "Its official! Poopin’s cool. If your life is weighted down by crap, then visit Colonblow to discover a product that’s guaranteed to blow your mind as well as your butt hole. The average guy has up to eight undigested meals in the colon, and taking three doses of Colonblow will expel months, or even years, of the sludge that gets impacted in the gut. You’d be suprised at what disgusting remnants your bowel will eject after a dose of this stuff. Explosive site!" -Maxim Magazine Dude! I'm gonna get some. Seems exciting! lol
  7. I think I'll buy some just so Funny and I can have a game of "Battle shits" You sunk my battleshits!
  8. It just so happened that on Tuesday I had a major BLOW!!!!!! That was some really rough lookin' poo, I feel like I've been flushed out! Man it's a good feeling, a really good feeling to get rid of all that old yucky poo!! Thank You Colon Blow!!!" SS Ok I'm dying of laughter!
  9. What's this "Colon Blow" lol..you speak of? I saw Colon Blow on Van Wilder's movie. That was hilarious. I reckon you'll be sweating, face making, churning innards...should be an interesting day for you in the morrow.
  10. I can happily take over this task of kicking some ass. Bring it forth please and bend over.
  11. Fighting for every pound is a good thing. I prefer to not take the lazy way out. Makes me appreciate every bite I've saved myself from.
  12. Thank you P'Nut. *Cheesing to death over here* Ok.. Paul...let's see a booty shot. A booty-liscious shot.
  13. lol...ty Funny. Yep, that's an incognito booty shot for ya
  14. I take pics everyday it seems. Why? I don't really know.
  15. I don't have many full sized pics b/c it is usually me that takes them. I will have full body very soon, when I reach goal, I'll have some professional ones done. Yes, I am standing up on my 4-Runner. Sell my face? Psssh!
  16. Just give me a few days of citricil and it has the same effect.
  17. It's a beast. In fact when I ride it, I take mace just in case someone tries to bike jack me. Madone SL 5.9 WSD - Retails for $5,499.99 but I got mine cheaper from a local person that was selling everything. I got it for a steal. This is exactly the one I have, the color is different though. http://www2.trekbikes.com/bikes/bike.php?bikeid=1476003&f=1
  18. Roflmao @ Colon Blow...
  19. I barely lost anything. I think not even 10lbs...not even.
  20. I hear ya Tricia...I can't wait to visit the poo........ I mean you Wowzers, well if it isnt' Ms. Lil EmKayeness. How are ye sessi girl? You are wow almost in the 180's. Wooo hooo, yeah!
  21. Oh trust me, if I had a fill, I'd abide to the drinking rules. I think I'll be getting one soon.

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