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*slim*

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  1. ROFL. My child was asking me what was I laughing about. There is no way I could tell him about the chicken eating woman (or screwing the pooch for that matter:tt2:). Have you ever started typing something only to realize that you had your fingers in the wrong position? Talk about drunk posting!
  2. As much as I would love your company, I am hoping that you are finally able to sleep. You need about...16 hours at the least?
  3. Unfortunately, even after all of the laughing I did, I still have alllllll of my a$$. :cool2: I did enjoy the good chuckle though. Thanks TPG for mentioning the chicken eating girl. She was good for a laugh if nothing else. Drunk typing, I had never done it. I am with Mac, it sure doesn't take much to have me slurring my words (or mistyping). Of course, it could have something to do with the lack of food in my stomach. All I need now is the younger cute guy like KC had and this would be the night of my dreams.:wub:
  4. Sorry Mac! Hi!!!! I knew as soon as I put in a roll call that I was going to leave off an important name. I am so very sorry.:cool2:
  5. What? I thought it was 5 whole days without sex!?!?!?
  6. The girl that ate the chicken?!?!?!?!?
  7. :cool: You are too funny!
  8. Glad to know it wasn't just me that couldn't get on. I was trying from my cell phone so it didn't give any type of error. Sorry about no TV until Monday. That sucks! Hopefully you have some DVDs or VCR tapes to make the time between posts on LBT go fast. Hi Ebony! Hi KC! Hi Glouc! Hi Kat! Hi Plain! Hi Beth! Hi Susan! Hi G4E! Hi Heartfire! Hi BBK (if you are lurking)! Hi SMS! Hi luluc! Hi Tap! I hope that I didn't miss anyone! Wow that is a long list of names! Happy Friday everyone. Hopefully by now, luluc has gotten relief from the band problems, and tap is happily taking a nice long nap. I am sorry for being a wimp about my mouth. That is all it is. I am just a plain ole wimp.:smile: Have a great weekend for those of you that have a life (unlike me) and won't be on here that much.
  9. I didn't get it, and knew better than to ask. Right there with ya Kat! Tap I am so sorry that you are still not sleeping. Can OTC sleep aids not help? Again so sorry. I hope you are able to rest soon. KC-I am glad that you had fun. Hot guy + adult beverages= fun night! I woke up to very sore gums.:thumbup: I have put the numbing gel on plus some type of soothing mouthwash. I stopped the throbbing, but the dull ache is still there.:thumbup: One good thing, I have lost weight since Tuesday's fill. Of course, as soon as I am able to eat solid food, I will regain it.:thumbup: It is still nice to see the scale moving in the right direction for a change.
  10. That food sounds sooooo good.:eek: Slim fast when you are really hungry doesn't get it. I was so ready for my food!:thumbup:
  11. Thanks. I may try that.
  12. I was really hoping that the last unfill was going to do it for you. I hope that you get to feeling better soon. Hi Susan!
  13. That's me. Any other time, I would love the soup I had. Today...not so much. I couldn't even stomach the soup. I just poured it out. I am now sipping on a low carb slim fast. I am really hating these freaking braces right now.:thumbup:
  14. At this rate, I am going to hate every minute too! I am hungry! I wanted the sensation of chewing!
  15. Hola chica! I am having a problem (I should be glad). I had braces put onto my lower teeth today. I cooked this wonderful stir fry for my dinner and cannot eat it! It feels too strange! I am sitting here sipping on freaking soup instead!!!!! I should have been prepared for this, but I didn't even think about it when I was cooking!
  16. Luuuccyyy, I'm hooommmme!
  17. Glouc-that is awesome about DD! :thumbup:I had noticed the neck darkening on myself when an endocrinoglist (sp?) told me what it meant. That is when they put me on diabetic medicines to halt the progress (that is also when I started looking into the lapband). Congrats!:wub: So silly.:mad2: You too.:wub: :wub: I don't know, but I know that you posting it put it into my head. Not me.:glare: Which is why I won't FB. I have enough addictions without adding to them.
  18. I am right there with you on the personal space. I have a few coworkers that don't understand the concept. I miss our PJTP'ers too. I can't do facebook. It is just too much more to do. I had better get up and get my brat together. Morning!
  19. Every doctor has different ideas for what is acceptable before a fill. Your best bet is to call your doctor. It would be awful to get there only to be told you couldn't get your fill because his office requires you to do something different. Just as info, my doc requires no food 4 hours before a fill (he schedules them all in the afternoon so you can eat breakfast), and clear liquids after.
  20. (raising hand)me too! I am all for respecting personal space!
  21. Glouc-I am not a very touchy, feelly person myself. I think you did the right thing. The boss just took it too far. Maybe because the boss thought you might sue? Either way, you couldn't have known that the boss would react that way. re the b.c. thread:I don't know that I would have posed the question at all, much less taking the answer as the gospel truth. Sure I can ask everyone opinions, but when it comes to something like that, why not call your doctor? That's what they get paid the big bucks for.
  22. What she said! Are we related? I swear you look just like one of my aunts. Her too! I like you already! Exactly!:wink2: Don't say his name! Oh no, you said it too! Once more and he shall appear! You had to say it. Now it's stuck in my head. Happy Birthday Beth!:eek::thumbup:
  23. We talk about everything that can send me to the fridge. MIL, DH, my own mom...

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