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You are indeed, doing something wrong.

I think I'm thinking, therefor I possibly might be. What is life? Really?

Isn't that contrary to the band?

After that chilli I think I've been reclassified as a weapon of mass destruction.

Chilli good! Into the mouth and over the gums, look out colon, here it comes.

Is there something going on that I should know about?

I believe the answer to Fitter's question is complex and multi-faceted. Some are here because it's an active thread and they want to see what it's about. Some are here because they get entertainment from it. Some are here because they have an agenda. Me? I'm here because I want to be.

I think someone slipped me some colon blow.

Grats on reaching goal NaturalBeauty!

I don't see anything. Hence why I have a bump on my forehead.

I actually had one of my former managers corrected my oral grammar once. I said "Yes, I saw that." He said "You mean 'you seen it'" I was speechless.

Is it still Tuesday?

She said his. Have you become gender confused

Pick me! Pick me!!

I've been seeing some horrible performance from the site over the last two days. It was fine last night but when it's under heavy load it seems to slow down a lot. Do any of the mod's have any idea what is going on? I've seen forums slow down for many reasons (SQL Server configuration usually) but we don't seem to be under much more user traffic than usual.

#3 Defying the law of Physics Why is it that if I weigh, then use the bathroom, and weigh again.... I weigh MORE? How is THAT possible.

Well FunnyD? It's been long enough.... Hows that colon blowin' goin'?

I have decided to rail road this thread into some of my musings on life... because I can. #1: Inevitable Head Injury Day So as many of you may know, I am legally blind. I can't see much of anything and will walk straight into people because, for me, they don't exist. This leads to many problems but my least favorite one is the inevitale head injury day. That cat is whining at me. I assume he wants food or water. I'm wary of going out to check because we recently moved his food and water outside and I am certain when I bend over to check the bowls I will impale my head on something. I put it off as long as I can but the cat's continual whining is driving me batty so I decide I'll take one for the team and go check the bowls. I wander outside, check the bowls and.... NO HEAD INJURY!! YAY. I then wander back inside (the bowls were both full, stupid cat) and decide to open all the windows in the house because it's wonderfully cool outside. I open the boy's bathroom window, turn around and smash my face firmly into the door which has swung around without warning. I KNEW I wasn't going to escape that damn head injury. #2 Animals Why on earth do I want animals? Sure I love that little cat but... what the hell does "waaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaa waaa waaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaaa waaa waaa waaa *breath* waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa waaa...." MEAN?? There's food. There's water. I've petted the little bastard (I am sure he has no clue who his father was). I've played toss the cat (fun game. He runs and jumps on the bathroom counter, I hurl him the fifteen feet or so to the bed, he runs back and jumps back up on the counter to be thrown again). I have catered to all his needs. "... waaa waaa waaa...". And what was it he wanted?? Water from the sink instead of his bowl. That concludes my rantings for now. More will surely follow.

The GOOD: The chance to live again. The BAD: The fact that I'm not taking advantage of that opportunity. The UGLY: Flappy skin (need I say more).

Heya Mari! I can only imagine how it must feel for you. The band is a wonderful device and I hope it works for you. I will only speak to one of your questions. I can feel the wife's port very easily (even just laying my hand on her tummy). I'm really happy to feel that port because I know that little thing is helping her live again! By the way, I am formerly from the UK (Gosport, Hampshire).

We've been marinading chicken and pork in a sesame ginger marinade. They BBQ wonderfully and are relatively low in bad things. Best salmon I ever had was BBQ'd. Chicken Shish Kebab would be good. Bell Pepper, Onion, Chicken. BBQ. Serve in a pita bread (You don't eat the bread). Put some salad on it and a healthy shake of chilli sauce (and garlic sauce if you like it). The sauces do add some sodium which you don't need, but every now and again doesn't hurt.

Checking in. C 220 (-87 total, -4 this week) I'm going to advertise the beer diet. It worked last night!

Insanitary? Insanitary? I'm thinking yes.

Sphincter Moron uncle muslin clak sputum wheeze leaky goat sunshine babies yeah same monkey smae thing leck em smack clack monkey uncle clak clak cult yes. Heh. Whut. Edited to be... something or other.

Dwag says "Spagettie Hoes, sound pretty gud 2 gawg" Hello, Are you upset by this post? Is it offensive to you? Do you feeel concerned by the nature of this? I'm sorry I'm afraid my bowel has prolapsed or I'd try and be serious. To all newbies reading this post: This is an old and established community who has established a humor and community based on its own values. We will be supportive of your band related questions but response time may suck. We do care really but we've lost the plot because of excessive drama. It's like a spanish soap opera up in here. CARLOS??? MARIA????? SANCHEZ????? Seriously. It's a problem. See you... sometime. I hope you can understand our instanity.