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FunnyDuddies

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  1. i am REALLY feeling better today. When it turns it turns quick! I am going to not take any pain pills tomorrow and see how it goes. if it isn't too bad then I am going to throw them away and try to get back into my routine. Thank you all for the well wishes and prayers. it helped, and all of the information you all gve me has been so helpful!! glad to have so many nurses here!! Thanks all! You guys are great!
  2. i think an excersize forum is an awesome idea!!! I really like it. You got my vote!
  3. lol that is cute. Andy is doing perfect! gets up in the middle of the night to go and all. he loves his big boy underpants. and hates when emily tries to wear them. i can't even remember the last time hehad an accident.
  4. i think so. from what i know he is going to do a little bit of lipo, and pull everyhting down like a tummy tuck.
  5. the features that make people "beautiful" are usually slightly exagerated to a point where they stand out from the norm. Jolie has a mouth like a bass. And pitt has those smokey eyes and a very square jaw. The kids that usually come from a joining of two people with very prominent features that make them stand out usually have funky looking kids. The best looking kids usually come from average looking parents, and often times the really good looking kids come from parents who look similar to each other. Like my kids. ok...just kidding. had to throw it in there. LOL
  6. it was a girl. and i bet it is ugly too.
  7. oh jenna!! um...where is the rest of that picture? LOL
  8. i agree. those who stuck with the challenge and finished, or got close to finishing but have been abcent for a good reason should be kept on the list. if the others wish to join back up then by all means everyone is welcome. but lets keep the list to those who are actively participating. we need to focus on those and not the ones that might not want to be a part of it. when GFG started a lot of other clubs were starting as well. i think that maybe a lot of people signed up for a lot of clubs, and have just settled into the ones that they feel best in. the door is always open to return members. but for now lets focus on those who are staying and really get ourselves riled up.
  9. i bought this shirt a few days ago. it looks hot. lol
  10. welcome and good luck beachee!! Keep in mind that those of us who have huge signatures, we need to click the box next to Attach Signature to Post. I have a huge sig too and this thread gets REALLY long in a month LOL We tend to bitch a lot. HA! And don't worry about the before and afters. If I can post my body naked, you can post yuorself in a bthing suit
  11. so am i. even if you don't pay attention to the weight, a 100% scorecard should have you looking and feeling amazing!!! I am realistic in that I will probably gain a little of the weight i lost while i was sick, but that if I keep with the scorecard 100% I should show a really good weight loss for this month. July 4th is a big celebration for me cause I am gonna be leaving for Mexico that weekend. So july 4th is my last hoorah before one big change.
  12. No biker, this is not the correct thread. What you need to do is go to the Doctor forum from the main page, and start a thread, or post this question in a thread related to this particular doctor. I know that there are many threads about this particular doctor. Good luck
  13. i'm gonna post my before pics here so you all can see what I am having done. I hope, and am sure, that there will be a huge difference in the afters. Kind words only please. LOL
  14. i will try yogurt today. i have not been able to eat anything for the last 5 days really. some broth here and there. last night was the first real food i got to eat with those potatoes. it was amazing! LOL
  15. kelly you practically have me in tears here with excitement LOL I can't believe that in little over a month I am gonna have my apron removed, and this mound of fat that has been holding me back is going to be gone forever!! Yeah! I can't wait. I know it is going to be painful. But it is so worth it!
  16. I am very carefully doing a happy dance this morning. Last night my pain started to subside around 9pm. I was so thrilled. I painfully and carefully ate about a 1/4 of mashed potatoes that had been thinned down with some milk. It was HEAVEN!!! Just to have food in my stomach was an amazing feeling. And I actually slept through till it was time for my next pill. This morning I woke up, and whilst still in quite a good deal of pain, I am very much improved!! My swallowing a sip of Water does not send my body into convulsions from my "all over wince" and I am not sitting here doing nothing but crying. DH had to get back to work today. bless him he has taken so much time out of work to help me with this. It is hard cause i am trying to not just yell after the kids for stuff. But they know what is going on and they seem to be on their best behaviors. So I think I am going to have the doctor refill my percoset prescription just for another couple of days. When I am not on it I am still in a severe amount of pain. But with them I think I might be able to eat 3 whole meals today. I actually drank all of my required water last night. LOL And I still haven't peed yet today. Can we say dehydrated?? LOL
  17. Linda Carter. DH says I look like her now that my hair is dark in color. When I came home from the beauty shop he looked at me and sang "Wonda woman!!!!" I just about killed him.
  18. full of protein, but prolly causes a lot of pb's. you might want to thin it with some fruit juice for flavor and consistency.
  19. i think this thread is far from getting locked we are all working hard at proving that we can play well with others. now if we could just get telly to quick running with scissors and Geezer to quit eating glue our report cards home would be spotless.
  20. Thanks!! I am really excited about it too. It is getting so close!!! AAAAAH! LOL
  21. heya all well i have good news! I feel a LOT better! So much so that I actually got in my Water yesterday. AND I GOT LAID!!! i am counting that as my excersize cause it got my heart rate up, lasted way over 30 minutes, and wore my sick ass out!! LOL This tonsilitis is finally turning. Thank god! I am still in a lot of pain, but not just sitting here crying from it. And I can swallow! I am actually going to eat today!!! I am so excited. I just don't know what to eat. I think I might just do something soft like some redbeans and rice. and maybe some cottage cheese. something like that. But I am not about to gain all the weight back that this illness took from me. If I had to suffer through hell to lose 12 pounds in a week, then dammit i am keeping those 12 poundsoff! LOL Nut! I saw on the list that you have my current weight incorrect. I am not 350 any longer. I am so proud to say that. Rob actually said that he really noticed it when he hugged me last night. said that he could feel the muscles in my back. Cool! I am gonna take pics tonight and put them with my score card. Tht way I can do a before and after for this month as well. Good luck all you GFG'ers!! Lets make this a summer to remember!! What you do today will be rewarded tomorrow, and this time next year we are all gonna be sunning ourselves on the beach in little polka dot bikinis!!! WOOOHOOOO!!!!
  22. FunnyDuddies' Gone for Good Club June Challenge Score Card :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: Points earned for Rule 1 For each day that you drink a minimum of 64oz of Water, you earn 1 point. You may earn a bonus of 5 points for a perfect week. 5-31__1__6-01__1__6-02__1__6-03__1__6-04__1__6-05__1__6-06__1__6-07__1__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__13__ 6-08__1__6-09__1__6-10__1__6-11__1__6-12__1__6-13__1__6-14__1__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__12__ 6-15__1__6-16__1__6-17__1__6-18__1__6-19__1__6-20__1__6-21__1__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__12__ 6-22__1__6-23__1__6-24__1__6-25__1__6-26__1__6-27__1__6-28__1__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__12__ Grand Total___49___ Points earned for Rule 2 For each day that you exercise for a minimum of 30 minutes, you earn 2 points. You may earn a bonus of 5 points for a perfect week. 5-31__2__6-01__2__6-02__2__6-03__2__6-04__2__6-05__2__6-06__2__6-07__2__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__21__ 6-08__2__6-09__2__6-10__2__6-11__2__6-12__2__6-13__2__6-14__2__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__19__ 6-15__2__6-16__2__6-17__2__6-18__2__6-19__2__6-20__2__6-21__2__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__19__ 6-22__2__6-23__2__6-24__2__6-25__2__6-26__2__6-27__2__6-28__2__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__19__ Grand Total___78___ Points earned for Rule 3 For each day that you do not eat foods that contain flour or sugar, you earn 3 points. (sugar substitutes are allowed) You may earn a bonus of 5 points for a perfect week. 5-31__3__6-01__3__6-02__3__6-03__3__6-04__3__6-05__3__6-06__3__6-07__3__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__29__ 6-08__3__6-09__3__6-10__3__6-11__3__6-12__3__6-13__3__6-14__3__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__26__ 6-15__3__6-16__3__6-17__3__6-18__3__6-19__3__6-20__3__6-21__3__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__26__ 6-22__3__6-23__3__6-24__3__6-25__3__6-26__3__6-27__3__6-28__3__ Bonus__5__Week's Total__26__ Grand Total___107___ Points earned for Weight loss For each pound that you lose during the challenge, you earn 1 point Beginning weight 5-31: 338 Lets see if we can keep it below that this month. Weigh-in weight 6-7: 335 I kept off the sick loss and lost more on top of that!!! Weigh-in weight 6-14: 333 Just a few pounds Weigh-in weight 6-21: 320 Yeah baby yea! :heh: Weigh-in weight 6-28: 310 I might reach surgery goal!! Total lost during challenge: 28 Total points earned for Rule 1: 49 Total points earned for Rule 2: 78 Total points earned for Rule 3: 107 Total points earned for weight loss: 28 Total Challenge points earned: 262 :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: :kiss2: This month's pictures for comparison. I am at 338 in these pics. Taken on June 4, 2006
  23. um...can i just HAVE colin farrell? DH voted that the body he is working for is like that Tyson guy's bod. Rob (dh) used to be totally ripped. About 210 pounds of solid muscle. Then it went to 210 pounds of solid krispey kreme. Now he is down to 175-180 and looking really trim. He was actually refered to as the "skinny guy" at the party a weekends ago. It was great! He blushed for 5 whole minutes. He says when he gets all the fat off of him, then he is going to build muscle. That way he knows what he is starting with. He can build it quick to. Oh and he just said he will be sure to let me post pics for any girls to drool over. HA! show off. hehehe
  24. yeah, it sounds like the Mega-Pause of life. My mother went NUTZO when her hormones came into play, and she was really going off the deep end on everything. I mean, the woman moved, physically changed apts, all by herself, 5 times in one year. Cost her a fortune with breaking leases and all of that. she ran up her bills. she bought two cars (she is divorced...so really not neccessary) then went bankrupt. I think the declaring bankruptcy was the hardest on her. We saw that as our chance to do something, and intervened. We got her to a doc who changed her diet, and put her on some Hormone Replacement Therapy. She got better really quickly, and eased through the change pretty well. I will have your family in my thoughts and prayers. I know it is really hard. You just have to be firm and strong with her. But at the same time just get in there, get your hands dirty, and take some loads off of her. anything to make her day a little less chore filled. It helps her to focus on other things.

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