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FunnyDuddies

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  1. yours are prolly better behaved than mine. lol i wouldn't want to punish you. actually we are pretty strict. so my kids are fairly well behaved. its just that when they get into trouble, it is in weird ways. like andy and his things about spreading things all over his body. like eggs, and diaper rash ointment, and Peanut Butter. and my daughter lines all of her babydolls up in the hall at the top of the stairs. so when you go up it is like coming up to an audience. its creepy. the trouble part is that when we ask why she does it, she lies and says she doesn't.
  2. they are pretty. deep red and shiny
  3. ya want em? :heh:
  4. i am here in florida where we have been dying for rain. the little bits we have gotten has not made a difference. when i lived in okinawa we would have lots and lots of dragonflies about before any kind of storm. i went outside and saw a lot today. do you floridians think it will rain soon? do any of you have other ways of telling when it is going to rain?
  5. i am at my first goal now!! 350! got there wednesday and I am SOOOOO happy. my next goal is 300. and to not worry about my shirt being tight around my tummy!
  6. frodo of the nine finger er er ers hehehe one of my favorite things!!
  7. LOTR. from before it was a movie. at least the major motion picture. i still love those old animated films.
  8. what a gorgeous family you have! k, and your son is HOT!
  9. much love dork
  10. oh, and dh's hooha is named Thranduil. Mine is called the woodland realm. Not many people will get this...but those that do will understand.
  11. angry pats! i do that! its a little slap on his shaved head. makes a fabulous smacking sound, without causing damage! LOL
  12. i love those shots. i was smiling the whole time i was resizing them for bandayde. Those are precious smiles. and the personality is really shining through in all of them.
  13. greeeeeen cheeeeeeese
  14. when ever it is TOM for me DH and I say i am "broken". he calls me dork. i call him ass. WELL HE IS! lol dork is a huge term of endearment in our household. i find myself calling my friends that and some get offended till i explain. when dh is feeling frisky he drops the dork and starts calling me chica. when our son was born my daughter was starting to speak. She could not say Andy let alone Anderson, do she called him dee-dee. we still slip and call him that from time to time. I also call him little butt cause when he is runnin around nekkid he clenches his but and it looks so tiny. i keep thinking of more, so i will be back with more. lol
  15. turn on the ring of fire!! the ring of FIRE!!!
  16. most of the stuff that dh and i say to each other is not fit to post here. Dh and I are very sarcastic, very playful, and very rude....while being very loving. its just how we are. I haven't heard of any of the terms you used delarla, except for hankerin. that is very southern. other than that it is basically "don't be such and *^&hole" and "f*^% you" all the time, but only said with the sweetest of smiles.
  17. i think it has spread all over the site. kitty litter tends to do that. it gets tracked all over and gets in where you just don't want it.
  18. shark bait! oo ha ha!
  19. morningwood is a great group. i like them too.
  20. they might have chased him out cause he doesn't smell or seem right. he has been to places unknown, and touched by hands. mommas will push a baby right out of the nest when that happens. When I was a little girl we had a baby (and I mean BABY) red robin land on our porch from an overhanging tree branch. We put it in a shoe box and lined it with cotton balls and newpaper. We were so afraid the mom would not come and clean it or feed it. We bought some baby bird food and a syringe to feed it. but no matter what it just wouldn't take it. we even tried forceful feeding. not happeneing. it was getting weak, and my mom taught me about death to prepare me. upong getting up on time i accidentally tapped the side of the box, jolting it. the baby bird just went nuts and held its wide open mouth up high. it needed that mocking of the momma landing on the nest to know it was feeding time. it ate like a champ, and we took care of it till it flew off on its own. i will remember that forever, and it was prolly one of the best ways for a kid to learn about life. it also made me fall in love with how nature works.
  21. the canine species is barking mad because they do not have the thumbs to hold an umbrella to make a mary poppinesque escape. either that or you are the one that stole Pnuts tequila.
  22. I asked my 4 year old daughter these questions. here are her answers. 1) What's the difference between an orange? Well. I have a baby with yellow hair so its ok. 2) What color is your radio... true or false? no. 3) Do you pack your lunch or walk to work? Mommy. you and daddy work so you can make lunch. I want Cereal.
  23. What a sad loss. It is truly tragic for her parents, family, friends and school. I hope they find the answers, and pary they all find some closure.
  24. but it really blows without a nose.
  25. omg that is funny. when i was in junior high my best friend and i created a language that we could speak around others and they would not understand. also has our own alphabet so that notes that were passed could not be read by teachers or fellow students. we got in a lot of trouble for that.

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