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FunnyDuddies

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  1. In my house, shoes fly at heads that do not put them in the right place. LOL
  2. my head hurts now. thank nut. LOL dawg...rob will be there. he will take the pain for you.
  3. Come on! Do you seriously think I am sitting here saying these people should just die? Are you serious? Do you think I am stupid? There are always ways to get out. Trust me. And you know what....if they can't afford to live there, and can't afford to deal with the storms and such then they should move! Why is that wrong to say? I am compasionate to a fault. But what you are spouting is not compassion. It is a "I must do for others who refuse to do for themselves". I don't buy that.
  4. LOL TOM where do you live? I have never seen anything like the things you are talking about. I must be in the "nice to people" part of florida. which is saying a lot cause i live in tampa. not too many nice people here. LOL Last year there was a storm that came through. Not a hurricane. Just a storm. It was a doozy!! LOL My mother was flying in from Washington and it was raining so hard and so much they shut the airport down. She was reroute to jacksonville and had to drive down to tampa. the raining started at about 8:30 am and ended around 5pm, and in that amount of time we got a record 18 inches of rain in one day. it was amazing!! I saw nothing but kindness and people helping other people. there was no real destruction, because we are all prepared for the bad summer storms, and the houses are build to handle it. all the Water was gone the next day. Storms are storms. And florida gets a lot of them. Our houses are built to withstand them, and the streets are designed to deal with the flooding. The only time i have heard of anything happening like that you are taling about TOMis when the oil line broke and we had the major gas shortage. Maybe you should find another gas station. Cause that one seems fishy.
  5. I still see me at 372. its hard. but every weekend we go to a club, and i swear the bartender reas my journal LOL he looks at me, gives me a hug, and nails exactly how much weight i have lost. its scary. and he keeps me floating on cloud nine. to me if i can't see it, i know others can. that makes me feel good.
  6. I still think you keep your shoes in the wrong place.
  7. heck we still have a ton of boxes in the garage that are still unpacked. they are mostly books and decor. i am looking for the perfect shelving unit for them.
  8. but you can't forget the garlic salt. honestly beer does work, but too much of it can cause things never to rise again. its a fine line.
  9. personally I think you should have decorated in pink and white faux fir, and lots of leopard prnit. you should keep your shoes over there, not in the closet, and your cans should all be in the cupboard with the labels facing out.
  10. its my voodoo powers. i can resurect anything with a little garlic salt and some scotch.
  11. Pnut has to be in NC for somethin, and we are driving up to the family farm for my daughters birthday party, and will only be there for approx 32 hours. LOL we are going to meet up with pnut on our way back out of town. But I told Rob that we needed to schedule a weekend where we go up and all of us meet in one central location. Say...old fort at my place. yeah...thats central. LOL I am sure we can find an easy place for us all to meet. that is the great thing about the south. People don't mind driving a bit for a lunch. heck when we lived in GA we used to drive up to NC for a few hours of fishing.
  12. where do you guy keep getting my family photos from? i'm tellin.
  13. ROFL good one dawg. I agree. Even though we don't know the intent of the thread, i think it is good every now and again for people to hear how much a mod can and can't do, and why they do it. it really is a thankless job, and done out of pure love and want for the board to be the best it can be.
  14. Just from my point of view, when you are a mod, you are in a thankless job. you are a mod because you care about the board, and love it and want to see it running smooth. the last thing a mod is going to do is create multiple accounts to screw with people and make trouble. and there is no reason for a mod to have multiple accounts. But I will say that being a mod, on the boards that I am on, does not change your ability to register multiple times for multiple accounts. The simple fact is there is just no reason to.
  15. duke funk. the new scent by calvin kline.
  16. ew. no wonder you smell. LOL j/k
  17. nah...the other one i think people are leaving alone cause i left. we will let this one breathe new life into the christmas wish list for people.
  18. oops. i thought it was a life resume. if i focused on the stuff recently it would be too XXX for this site. LOL
  19. it needs to be restarted though because my leaving threw a wrench in keeping the goal and weigh in page up to date. My christmas goal is 230. I am currently 296.
  20. LOL um...i already started this thread. Great minds think alike dawg.
  21. you will get there dawg. i knwo you will. i am riding the tuna train with you. we can "fish beat" this weight into subbmission.
  22. Telly, I spent this weekend washing the car ... then watching it rain on it. we had some good storms, so we spent most of the time inside. then we went and partied saturday night. recovered sunday.
  23. I am a mod on some other boards. Basically Wheetsin answered everything the way i would have. As for reading pm's. some boards you can read the pm's some you can't. It depends on the type of board, and code that it is written with. There are many types out there.
  24. Well lets see. We'll start rom the earliest moment. 1. Was held as a baby by Elvis so my grandmother could take a picture. It shows him kissing my cheek. He told my grandmother I was a gorgeous baby, and that I had the "purdeist angel-like hair". Met Lisa Marie years later, and was told that my grandmother had sent a copy to him in a frame that said Your Littlest Fan, and they still have that picture and frame. 2. Sat on Carlos Santana's lap for most of the evening while at my birthday party at my uncles house in Mexico. He sang my a few songs, as well as sang me happy birthday. 3. Full on kissed Keifer Sutherland on the mouth. I couldn't resist. He slipped me the tongue. WOOHOO! LOL 4. Won 2x my year's salary in vegas in one night. 5. Have lived in 6 countries in my short life. 6. Have lived in 9 states in the us. 7. Watched my father go off to war, and welcomed him back home. 8. Shook the hand of every president we have had in office since reagan. 9. Cliff diving in Hawaii 10. Swam with sea turtles in HI and FL 11. Attacked by a hammer head shark in Okinawa 12. boat attacked by a hammer head in Florida 13. Caught a fish that weighed more than me in Alaska (I weighed 102 at the time. LOL) 14. Met River Pheonix and thought he was the cutest boy on the face of the planet. 15. Married the coolest guy on the face of the planet. 16. Swam naked in the paciic ocean, atlantic ocean, and the gul of mexico. 17. Kissed a lot of girls. And a lot of guys woohoo!! 18. spend every saturday night partying the night away and am always the last one standing on the dance floor. nobody has my energy. 19. Have won many drinking contests hehehe 20. Sailed from the west coast to the east coast. Broke two masts. 21. Went to an ACDC concert 5 months pregnant, and my daughter now LOVES hard rock. 22. Gave birth to a little girl who can do anything, despite a partially paralyzed arm. I only hope to have 1/10th of her confidence. 23. Shaved my son's head into a mohawk, and have been praised ever since. 24. Have helped deliver 3 children that were not my own. 25. Have died and been brought back twice. 26. Was saved from a burning house by my cat. I still have him. 27. Can speak 5 languages.
  25. Hey vegas, if we do the strip tease together we'll make more money.

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