Gracey

Madame - noooooooo; say it ain't so! Off to surf the internet... Kat - I could just hug your DD. What a sweet sweet girl! Beth - "Husbands... can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em..." AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!!

Um, yes. "Somebody" didn't place it, I placed it. It is for the TV show "Chuck" b/c I love Zachary Levi and his cute self! Can I get an "amen" MommaMac?

Leave it to Plain to find the porn thread. (I, however, was steered here, tyvm.) Quickly - I'm not married but don't/wouldn't care about porn as long as it wasn't with: children, animals, or dead people (thank you, Jeffrey Dahmer for putting THAT in my brain for all of eternity). Hmm, I might have a problem with really hard core things I'd never seen or thought about. But hey, if I'm not in the mood, have at it, dear. Take Herman to the circus. And DONNA, omg.....you just had to bring up massages. At 42, I am going for my very first-est massage ever this Saturday. Why have I never had a massage? B/c of my body image! Now I'm going to be all paranoid thinking someone's gonna be asking me Saturday if I want a "happy ending." :thumbdown: Gah.

Huh, and you recognize a kind-hearted person? Curious and surprising. Next time, just be honest and say, "Simon Sez take one step back." So I got my meez to work. Lulu - think it looks like me? NOT! It's cuter than I am, haha

And she can stomach your bad breath??

RSG: "If I exercised as much as I played on the internet I would be a size six by now." HYSTERICAL!!!!!! Me too, sugah, me too.....

What's EGD?

RSG - Girl you know I luv ya. I'm unsubscribing. I can't deal with the folks that think b/c God put them on this earth as a hetero, they should be allowed to marry while you should not. As I have said numerous times, I don't understand why anyone even gives a good damn. Butt out of other people's business!!! Sheesh...quit borrowing others' problems and deal with your own. Anyway, RSG, please keep fighting the good fight! I just can't continue to read this judgmental crap. Catch you on other threads, Ready. I heart u!

The Plain Idjut Dope

A girl after my own heart!!! I hate close standers!

Scrolling up....uh you just did, Cheeto boy

They're from Arkansas - the mom is early 40's. I cannot even imagine but to each his own. They mind their parents and seem to be good kids. <shrug>

I have friends coming in from NY this weekend. Y'all have fun!

I won't lie; liquids SUCK but it'll be sooooo worth it!

Y'all really are eeeee-vil. Some of us are on mushies, dangit!!!

Up yonder, they REALLY do!!! Esp just north of Clarksvul!

Just pls keep in mind not to lump Plain and me as similar southerners!!! We're clearly diametrically opposed. OMG - did Patty really call us pigs? How rude! Again, I thought we were all created in God's image? Ergo by calling us pigs is she not calling Him a pig? That's just WRONG...like cussing in church. Big no-no.

I hate to admit it but I'm not following. This is sarcasm, right and not some slam on my politics??? NIGHTMARES!!! Thanks!!! Since I'm either -10 lbs or 16-17 under, I gotta be happy with what I can!!! I saw a gf today for the first time since surgery and she said she can tell I've lost in my face. ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!! :thumbup: Thankees! OMG come here and attack my closets, pleeeeease!!! I'm so sorry; I hope you're better now!CONGRATS EBONY AND HANG IN THERE, FROGSTER!

LJM - ya might wanna straighten that halo!

GASP!!!!! Don't speak of these crazy thoughts!

Excuse you - I oftentimes drop my g's on here. So I had one damn slip up. Sue me! But ahem, I have heard the Texarkana accent so I'm sure my southern is much more charming. <snap> I actually had a compliment last week. A friend of mine from one of the islands said I didn't have a thick southern accent. I've always tried not to have too thick an accent since Yankees (you know who you are) think they are betta b/c they are not southern.

ROFL - bite me!!!!!!! You've been on a roll tonight, Lu!

OK honestly.....took me very little time to be annoyed/angered. Took me that long to get so impatient that I had to post!!!!!! Beth - it had to do with your continual statement of "marriage is not a right." As I said above, there are rights that come to 2 people that are married. I will defer to Ready's very thorough earlier posts about what those rights are. (You rock, RSG!) NAMBLA has to do with men + children; we continually mention the rights of two consenting ADULTS (humans).

OMG I am so glad I hadn't taken a drink of my juice before reading that. I absolutely would've spewed it on my screen! Shit that was funny! I fancy myself rather techie but wtf is Susan talking about!?!?!?! :yesnod: My first inclination is to say "do it" if Plain says not to but since I have no idea what the norris android is, I have no vote! Join the club. I finally unchecked him, rat bastard that he is! That and he KEPT calling me names which is just rude! Ergo, he is on the curb with my stalker. That's the only thing I know that FIFO stands for. It's a business term. There's also LIFO = last in first out. Just put myself to sleep. My first NSV - my biggest pair of pants are big. Woohoo!

Ohhmmmmm, patty said pussy...footing. I'm Christian but I believe in a loving God. I can't believe he would make anyone gay and not love them also. Aren't we ALL made in His image? Um and we stole these United States from the Native Americans. The notion that this country can only be Christian and your specific translation of Christianity is ridiculously naive. The boat has long since sailed on this issue considering all of the cornucopia of nationalities and religions represented in the U.S.