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DH usually doesn't do it out in public unless he has had a few beers. It cracks me up when he does though, because he gets so mad if I grab him in public.

MEN! They must all be alike! I sure am glad!

Whenever it is cold, my hubby tries to play it off and say, hey, come here... And he HAS to touch them all the time when they are nipping! (like I mind)

My hubby LOVES when it is cold!

I have been trying to tell DH that it will get bigger if he loses some weight... I will have to show him what the guys said. (not that I can really stand for it to be any bigger)

Oh Crap! That Is Hilarious!!!

I have a butterfly on my right shoulder blade. I forget it is there sometimes! I don't think it will ever sag... that is why I got it there. When I get to goal I want to get a tat on my lower back.

You are way too pretty not to have one!

Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, " Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I have never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny...keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label " Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you take these, you will go NUTS for 12 hours." Then Crazy Mike says, " Give me 3 boxes." The next day, Crazy Mike walks into the same pharmacy. The pharmacist recognized Mike and asks him how was last night. Mike pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places. Crazy Mike says, " Give me a bottle of Ben Gay." The pharmacist replies, " BEN GAY ??? You are not going to put Ben Gay on that, are you?" Crazy Mike says, "No, it is for my arms, the girls DID NOT SHOW UP."

I am walking 2-3 miles anywhere from 3-5 times a week. I also get on my cardio glide and do some floor exercises. I am getting some video called Beach Bodies, Slim in 6 I believe that I will be starting next week. Oh, I also take the stairs from Ground to 6th floor of office building. YIKES for a FAT GIRL!!!

Michelle~ I just have to tell you that you are so beautiful and I am really inspired to how well you are doing without that band. You CAN do it! Keep up the awesome work.

Libra Here!

Just saw this post Kathy!!! I have been DYING for a Coors Light!!!! I am going to try one Saturday!!! Thanks!!!

That is so cute!

I was thinking the same thing when I read that line!!! Gave me goosebumps... I love how my hubby throws me round the room!!!

Kathy~ Your DH is sexy girl!

LOVE this thread! Yall are going to think I am a freak, but I am PETRIFIED of touching anything metal... yeah, I typed it right... METAL, you know how it can shock you thru static electricity!!! All of the handles are metal here at work and I hit it really hard with my finger before I grab it, so if it shocks me, I might not feel it if I hit it hard enough. Typing this out, makes me think I might have OCD with this fear. I never thought of that until now. I also jump into my car in the mornings when it is pitch black and look in the back (to make sure no on is in there) and THEN I lock the doors. I HAVE to have a cover covering my whole body except my head, or I feel like something is going to get me. Ever since I was a kid I was like this. Hubby holding me, I don't need the cover, but without him there, I need it!!!

How did I miss THIS thread ALL day!!! heeheedily!!! lol, That is the funniest thing ever!!! I love it. I was just thinking about starting a thread about favorite positions. I could do it doggy style all day and all night!

Dee, you are braver than me... I have a tattoo, but it seems like it would hurt like crazy to get your tongue or noise pierced. My dear freaky hubby wants me to get my clit pierced and I am WAY too chicken for that. That would be an interesting NSV photo!!!

Paul, You are a hot guy, but you would be a terribly ugly woman~!

For a moment I was scared that it was me that grabbed your ass! But I have never been to Alexandria! Whew, thank goodness. I have a bad habit of taking dares!

Oh my gosh... I never thought that there would be a time when we couldn't have sex!!! YIKES!!!

OK, I am officially a hornytoad! Sorry for the hijack Kellie, but you got me to thinking about this all day now!!!

:Banane23: :) :fruitsex: :Banane46: I am Bohemian, and that is a trait that us Bohemian women have!

Kathy, you crack me up! You sound just like me! Good Advice!