Crazy Mike the Biker walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, " Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I have never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me horny...keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with a label " Viagra Extra Strength" and says, "Here, if you take these, you will go NUTS for 12 hours."

Then Crazy Mike says, " Give me 3 boxes."

The next day, Crazy Mike walks into the same pharmacy. The pharmacist recognized Mike and asks him how was last night. Mike pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places.

Crazy Mike says, " Give me a bottle of Ben Gay."

The pharmacist replies, " BEN GAY ??? You are not going to put Ben Gay on that, are you?"

Crazy Mike says, "No, it is for my arms, the girls DID NOT SHOW UP."

ROFLMAO!! Good one.

Amy

LMAO!! Very Funny!

That's a good one!!