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NJChick

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  1. HAPPY SATURDAY Beanie, your writing down the names of everyone you speak to, times and dates right? if not you need to (I know you are cause your a smartie pants, I just had to ask anyway.... "mom njchick olololol). You keep on their ass because they are going to cave I just got back from the hospital....dracula wanted a few more slurps b/4 my surgery next week ((((egads, did I just say that.... shiver me timbers)))). The lady who took the blood did a great job, she got it on the first blow, and I mean blow lol. First thing I did when it was over was run for a LARGE cup of coffee :) The 3 best foods on earth are chocolate, pnutbutter and COFFEE !!! Its not raining but still cloudy here. I see blue skys in the horizon so hopefully we'll see some here. I'm going to read a bit and then start cleaning up. My kitchen is a disaster. Maybe we'll go pumpkin picking later, unless it rains again. Whats everyone up to today?
  2. It's getting late have you seen my mates Ma tell me when the boys get here It's seven o'clock and I want to rock Want to get a belly full of beer My old man's drunker than a barrel full of monkeys And my old lady she don't care My sister looks cute in her braces and boots A handful of grease in her hair Don't give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline Saturday night's alright for fighting Get a little action in Get about as oiled as a diesel train Gonna set this dance alight `Cause Saturday night's the night I like Saturday night's alright alright alright Well they're packed pretty tight in here tonight I'm looking for a dolly who'll see me right I may use a little muscle to get what I need I may sink a little drink and shout out "She's with me!" A couple of the sound that I really like Are the sounds of a switchblade and a motorbike I'm a juvenile product of the working class Whose best friend floats in the bottom of a glass No reason for posting this...... just singing it in my head LOLOL... Yeah I know, get a life
  3. I just want Mel Gibson to read my eulogy :)
  4. Oh Karin, I'm sorry to hear about your Dad. HUGS AND KISSES AND PRAYERS.
  5. Years ago......one of my best friends worked in the office w/me and 4 other women. I got up, went to the filing cabinet and pfffffffft one slipped right out. I didn't think anyone heard. So I went back to my desk la la la la la and my so called friend says on the top of her lungs "DID YOU FART" Talk about being mortified!!! I just looked at the other women then her and said "NO, YOUR SICK" I slapped her all the way to the parking lot that day LOLOL !!! Some times, it just happens
  6. NJChick replied to a post in a topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
    Ohhhhh Pierce, yes, he's handsome. Tom is to girly for me LOL Bruce isn't to shabby
  7. NJChick replied to a post in a topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
    Beanie, remember NO EATING AFTER 9 PM ROFLMFAO !!!!!
  8. NJChick replied to a post in a topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
    Here you go Beanie Behave now
  9. Oh sweetie, seeing your face just now gave me goose bumps. I'm SOOOOO happy your home. YEAH !!!! ***gentle hugs***
  10. Hey lady, how are you feeling ? How's the tum tum ? I hope you've been good to yourself.
  11. Beanie, at least you have a plan. Playing in the dirt can be fun, especially if you have some one to flick the dirt on I'm in the "Mel Brooks" mood, so I think I'll watch Robin Hood Men In Tights tomorrow... We're Men! We're Men Tights "TIGHT" Tights!
  12. A blonde called her boyfriend and said, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started." Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle. She let him in and showed him where she had the puzzle spread allover the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He took her hand and said, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of hot chocolate and then............", he sighed,....................... ....................... ......................... ....................... ......................... "Let's put all these frosted flakes back in the box."
  13. NJChick replied to a post in a topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
    And my boy Mel..........gosh look at that neck The expression on his face looks familiar :guess
  14. NJChick replied to a post in a topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
    Mark Harmon....dreamy eyes HUBBA HUBBA DROOL !!!
  15. Some times the threads get burried so fast. Thanks for bumping it up
  16. GOOD LUCK TODAY !!! RandyNJ77 – 14th Tink - 14th
  17. OH MY GOSH !! You poor thing....yikes. I'm sorry this happened to you but I'm glad your okay. HUGS !!!
  18. NJChick replied to a post in a topic in LAP-BAND Surgery Forums
    Well somethings gotta be the force driving me to that bbq ckn wings lol cause dang, his fake mashed taters are gross. Wait !! this is only for EYE CANDY? I don't just wanna look, ME WANNA TOUCH naaaaaaaaah naaaaaaaaaah ~~~~ just a little :devious
  19. Good job Corrine I'm so ashamed.....slug.
  20. Good Morning and TGIFFFFFFFFFFFFFF !!! Hi Ray, good to see your cute face here Whats shakin at your end? Ira, are you staying dry in all this rain? how's the homestead? We're okay so far. Beanie gurl, its FFFFRIDAY !!!! YAHOOO Betty Boop did you get your grocerys put away yet LOL. Well, lets see. I got a good radio station on today at work b/c the lady who is in my office is out today...so we is a rockin AND its casual day, need I say I feel GOOD! This weekend mmmmmmmmmm... its really to soggy and wet to do anything outdoor so thats out. Tomorrow is blood work at the hospital, 7:55 am for crying out loud, then its home for some major cleaning and tayloring of my DH's pants, DD too.... (short people always giving me work sheesh LOL jk). Sunday is church and more cleaning, cooking for the week. Nothing exciting folks. How about you ? Did I mention that today is FRIDAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
  21. Me likey easy men jk
  22. HEY BABY GIRL !!! Thanks so much for posting this. I'm so glad to hear everything went well. Congratulations and enjoy your journey to the new and exciting YOU !!!!!! HUGS

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