My friend sent this to me this morning
A little old lady had always wanted to join a local biker club. One day she
>goes up and knocks on the door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos
>all over his arms answers.
>
>She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
>
>The guy was amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements
>in order to join. The biker asks, "Do you have a motorcycle?"
>
>The little old lady replies, "Yep... my bike's parked over there", and
>points to a Harley in the driveway.
>
>The biker asks, "Do you drink?"
>
>The little old lady replies, "Yep... drink like a fish. I'll drink any man
>in your club under the table."
>
>The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
>
>The little old lady replies, "Yep... smoke like a chimney. At least 4 packs
>of cigarettes a day and a couple of cigars in the evening, while I'm
>shooting pool."
>
>The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been
>picked up by the fuzz?"
>
>The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope ... but I've been
>swung around by the nipples a few times."