DeLarla

Francesca and Michelle (LaMadam)

Terri (coyotegirl) WHO ME??????

Christina (ill_succeed) helping getting the dinner ready.

Chris (DeLarla's DH) and Jenna (princess_n_thep) relaxing outdoors

I FOUND MY YING (or is she my yin?) All I know is that everything I miss, skip, or screw up, Jenna is right behind me making it whole. Round of applause for Princess_n_theP please! I would be a scatter-brained wreck, but I'm actually showered (and blow dried!) relaxed and waiting for some action. Is that the doorbell? THANKS PRINCESS! Will start donwloading more pics as peeps show up, we promise! Love, Yang (or am I the yan?)

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DeLarla making her famous poison meatballs! Hee hee hee heeeeeeeeeeee!

More pictures to come later, today is the daytime party!..... stay tuned!!!

Morning Pajama Party (princess_n_thep) No make up, hair all a mess but looking mahhhhhhhhvelous baby!

Francesca and LaMadam THEY LOOK AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

DeLarla and Vinesqueen having after dinner chats. Dinner was winding down.

Princess_n_thep!! Work it girl!! Promises of pictures of the booty shakin dance, comin' soon!

At Buca, starting from left, up the table, then back down: Princess_n_thep, Coyotegirl, her two friends, I'llsucceed, Vines, another friend, Francesca, LaMadam, Delarla.

From bottom left going upward is Vines in the coner, next to her is Coyotegirl's friend, then Francesa, LaMadam & DeLarla. Top right going down is Chris, Jay (our friend) Princess_n_theP, Coyotegirl & her two friends, and at the end, I'llsuceed.

I know you can't see her, but look very close. Vera is inside the phone talking to Jenna. HI VERA!

Here's darling Francesca before things got a rollin' at Buca. Francesca and I were banded together, but she has the same surgeon as Jenna & Michelle, so it's like 7 Degress of Bansters thang.

I promised you on-the-spot pictures, but I lied! Sorry, these were from last night, but give me a break condering how early it is!

Trish, what happened? You were one of the first to confirm. Why can't you come?

VEGAS WEATHER The wind just kicked up a bit. Hubby's been working on the yard and was thrilled that it finally cooled off. We probably won't see 100 this weekend, but you still only need summer clothes with highs in the 90s. You might want to bring a little sweater or a pashmina (shawl) for inside air-conditioned casinos/restaurants. I'm still living in sleeveless & shorts. Capris at the most. But I always tie a pashmina on my purse when I go out (makes my purse cute, too.) This way I have a little wrap in case I get cold. Also, if you've never flown into Vegas, the wind and heat might cause some extra turbulence. I've had my bumpiest rides coming into Vegas. If you're nervous, it's completey normal.

Ladies, all the catalog requests have gone out except those received yesterday and today. I'll try to get them out by this afternoon but things got crazy and now I'm getting ready for the big bash that starts tonight. I love this thread but won't be able to read everything with much focus till after the bash. But I will be back! I certainly don't have a sexy body, but I tell myself and anyone around me that I'm one hot, sexy mamma. It's all in the attitude. I learned about a survey in Slumber Parties training, and the majority of men don't like skinny women. They want something to hold onto. We are exactly where God wants us to be today, so embrace that. If you don't have a partner, buy yourself some lingerie, a nice pheromone candle, bubble bath, nice music, some lube and a toy or 4. Be your own best date. I'm married and still "date myself" on occasion because my husband is like a kid grabbing at my apron all day, so even I need alone time.

Every morning I force myself out of bed against my will. After showering, I put makeup on to look like someone I'm not. Then I use deodorant so I don't have to smeel like a real woman. After drinking a soy shake that I don't like, I head to work where I plaster a fake smile on my face all day and pretend I'm someone I'm not. Am I a fraud? Yep, but I prefer the term Actress. Better yet, movie star.

penni., there's still time... I say F it... TRUCE!

too hard 2 type cuz wearing gloves as part of kinky sex... KIDDING. I spent a fortune on a French manicure so I gotta live in rubber gloves till you are all 2 intoxicated to noitice. Vine, talk about a fraud... I'm gonna pretend my nails always look like this. I got your cream chz & crackers, Michelle. Everyone, I'm off work tomorrow cleaing .... try my numbers & maybe I can come get u from airport - first come first serve. 702 269-9220 h 702 419-6054 cell I'm so hyped... u should all see me spinnning in circles! BUT oh noooooo... I screwde up big (huge) in the booze dept if you can believe that! It occured to me after buyingt all the ingredients that most peeps don't do carbonation, so I'm leaving my mixers out till they go flat... also, I forgot many don't do sugar, so how am i gonna make DeLarla's Toxic Tea ? I'm just gonna do it! I got some diet snapple tea & Water Nothing went my way at the store, so I'm winging it with the recipes! SORRY, I should be shunned from the world of hostesses because there's no real crab at my market and I don't have time to hunt it down. Horrifying, I know! So I'm making seafood rangoons w/ shrimp & imitation crab & figuring out these chinese meatballs as I go along. Life's like a box of chocolates ya know! GET HERE NOW. Coyote, don't worry, thanks for NOT bringing too much. I've got tons to ship. Just bring you & the crayons & small stuff. Someone grab Trish on the way - don't tell her hubby. xoxo SMOOOCH... can't wait to squeeze you people.

I've actually been working for a change so I'm dying to get home and read all this. But quick before the mail goes out... I'm cracking up! I've received countless requests for catalogs, but could ya'll do me a favor and give me real names? The post office can't find Peaches_n_herb or Flowerlilly, for example! I should know my clients, but I only know most of you by screen names! I've tried being clever and matching screen names with your signature, but some of you slinky gals are hard to figure out!

Did someone say "tomorrow?" Isn't today Tuesday? But but but, I need a pedicure, the carpets shampooed, shopping, to lose 20 pounds before ya'll git here! Screw it, I'll get ya'll drunk so you'll see my world through Beer Goggles! Party party party, Party!!!! I'm stoked. I HATE work today, so this couldn't come at a better Tooty Tot of a time!