DeLarla

Chris & his Other Brother Darrel (his best friend)

YES, that was an evil carbonated beer. And yes this IS a strawberry marguerita. But still no soda

It was a gorgeous day!

Okay, if people (uh, JENNA!) would stop changing the settings on my camera and computer, I'd know how to work the stuff! My friend played on my puter & camera again this weekend, now my pics are too huge. HELP. Chris playing Grease Monkey on the big bad race car, ooohhhh, can I have your autograph?

I'm addicted to you people! You just make me laugh and laugh and laugh. Chris always gets ma that I hide behind things in pictures, but if hiding my body behind a car makes me look like a Spice Girl, than HIDE I SHALL! Here's a few more. Hurricane Lisa was going to fast to take more pics (DeLarla was at the races Saturday but Lisa had to do some damage control so she went Sunday.) Here's Chris in his glory getting coached from the head mechanic so they can work on the engine. Racing is really a goofy sport. All they do is "fix" the engine and polish the thing for 365 days a year only to race it for 9 seconds. Then again, they ARE men.

I forgot about my GREAT story! There's a big accessory company called Race Girl (cutests girl racing stuff.) The chicks that run the stores are HOT. Well, they're my buddies, and I complained that they don't have plus size. They agreed that I should get to be cute too, so I got free stuff! Even though it's tiny, they GAVE me a studded pink XL shirt and pink Race Girl hat. Speak up! Don't take "we only carry regular sizes." Get free stuff!

Okay, I'm getting dressed & taking the Harleys to the track. I'll post more later. If anyone hears from Trish, tell her to call my cell! Trish, are you checking in here? I'll be at the race track (10 miles North of the Strip.) I'm coming back to have lunch at the Paris with my sister & her friend (they're here for the weekend.) Can somebody please put a colander on their head, shove a coat hanger down their pants and tell Trish to meet us at 1:00?

I'm on a mission to bring Plus Size women forward in the world. I don't care what Doug Rose says, but I'm the new Rose Racing model. I'll sneak it on the inside of the car window (what he doesn't know won't hurt him.)

I love this pic of Chris This was at New York New York eating NY Pizza (I was on liquids that night, hee hee heee, not saying what kind of liquids.)

It's NHRA time again! Here's our friends (Doug Rose is a race car driver) and Marilee and Ted, Rose Race Team mechanic and my crush!

My Slumber Mommy won't smile for the camera because she doesn't like her smile. Will you all please yell at her... LQQK at this girl's hair. How bad do we hate her for these lovely locks?

This is my amazing Slumber Grandmother - 25 years old and kicking my butt financially doing SP full time. She's number 1 in Vegas & Number 5 in the nation out of nearly 7000 disributors. I've been blessed with a new family that I'm so proud of.

Woo hoo, another wild weekend in Vegas! Trish S. was supposed to hook up with me but she hasn't returned my call... boy, she'll be in trouble if she doesn't call today, but here's what's going on so far: I finally belong to a family Me, Slumber Mommy Crystal & Slumber Granny Cheree

Why is it GOOD to push past the pain when we're lifting weights but BAD to push past the pain when we're eating? Isn't the stomach a muscle that needs exercise to keep strong and healthy? Shouldn't pouch-packing be good exercise? I'm grasping here... looking for anything to make me feel better for the way I've been eating.

I've been playing similar games with my band way too often. It scares me. Today so far all I've had are liquids. I hope I can make it all day on just liquids, but it IS Friday night, and booze is a liquid. Lord help me.

I'm so sorry, what a horrible thing for someone to go through. Kim, hang in there, he sounds like a tough little cookie.

I thought I posted the Poop Etiquette on the Joke Thread, but the thread is gone! Even Kathy was looking for it. Let me plug in my colander and see what I can find.

Rene, don't even think of squeezing fudge brownies through a colander, either. First, we have a Fudge Nose here that can sniff out chocolate from across the building, but worse, you'll plug the holes and cloud transmission. So no fudgey rat turds.

Toys, yes. MY man, no! Especially from Jenna!

Bok Choy? Crying again. If you girls aren't at next year's Blast, then I'm not going, either. Jenna can run the thing from my place.

I'm pounding the ice tea! Leatha, did the rats poop all over the soda? Thinking of little rat pellets all over them might do the trick! I'll probably end up with nightmares, but at least I'll stay away from them. Hey, where can I buy fake rat poop. I would be a mess without you guys. I'm feeling very warm and fuzzy right now. Thanks for putting up with me. The funny farm don't want me.

"My first clue? cheese grater and pipe cleaner. GENIUS!!!!! I think this means I can take the wire hangers out of my pants now.....whew.....it was getting crowded in there." That's it, Karen. We officially need to be neighbors.

So far today, I've had a cup of black coffee (no cream is part of the punishment) for breakfast. A double-liver-water for snack, and a 1% yogurt cup for lunch.

KERI, you're killing me! Just last week the "Pooping at the Office Etiquette" flyer went around. Let me see if I can find it. The rules say that if someone is pooping or machine-gun-farting on the office toilet then the other person isn't supposed to enter. Then the rule is that you pretend it wasn't you - never admit it! I think I'm scared of the weekend since 4 sets of company are in town this weekend (recently upgraded from 3 sets, suprise!) My sister and her friend are staying with me, and she's completely opposite of me so we have to be really quiet and behave. But I have all my entire SP display out because I'm giving a private showing tonight, so I hope this friend she's bringing knows what I sell or she's in for a surprise! I mean, how many people display a table of live (batteries loaded) adult toys in their living room? That ought to keep this thread going for awhile!

Duh. What was your first clue?