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jasleeve

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Everything posted by jasleeve

  1. omgoodness! lol i could see myself eating something and then saying oh crap whatd i do? lol
  2. once again, YOU NEVER KNOW!!! your future husband may be getting sleeved that day too! lol
  3. lol i never dreamed i could do one but it is a dream of mine! lol
  4. i drink isopure. they r tolerable but has a chalky after taste
  5. im scheduled for surgery on dec 20th & surprisingly, ive only had 1 dream about my surgery. i had "surgery" & woke up with absolutely no pain. my mom kept telling me that i had thesurgery done but i wasnt sure & i was confused. finally, i go to look at my incisions & i see little tiny dots of blood where my gall bladder incisions are. finally, my mom confesses & says i didnt have the surgery. the dr pushed the date to 2 more weeks! ay yi yi yi yi i know we all have had crazy funny dreams! what were yours?
  6. LMPRAO!!!! now that is funny! ive only had 1 dream so far & it was that i woke up from surgery with no pain at all & my mom kept saying i had it done so i went home & finally checked and i had little tiny needle sized dots of blood on my gall bladder incisions & my mom finally admitted that they didnt do it & i had to wait til 2 more weeks to do it.
  7. make sure you write out a very long descriptive post about EVERY SINGLE DETAIL! lol. i loooooooooove reading peoples stories, step by step! makes me feel like i was there with them. i plan on writing out every little thing! thoughts and all. lol. i cant believe we are almost here! i cant wait for the weekend to begin!
  8. out of everyone else on this site, i am most excited for you!!! not too long ago, we were in a panic to be approved and now we are having our biggest dream come true! itll be fun to compare our stories! ill be getting sleeved the day after u
  9. day 5, oh wow! when i had my gall bladder removed, i didnt sleep on my belly for like a month! lol.
  10. yay!!! good luck to you love! keep us posted! <3
  11. aw! i hope you feel better! im scheduled dec 20th!
  12. hmmmm.. im not sure if he has done over 1000 (im sure he has done over 1000 including other bariatric surgies but not sure about 1000 sleeves. hes not really that old & vsg isnt that old either lol) but i know 5 people he has done the vsg on and they all are doing well! i guess thats enough for me. im not so much worried about him persay, its more me! lol.
  13. is that a fact? cuz that really eased my fears! HAHA! anesthia is not bad unless it makes you sick. only effect it has on me is that i get sleepy after waking up which im sure is expected. lol. they usually tell u that ur going to sleep but sometimes dont. lol. for my endoscopy, i felt myself falling asleep like slipping into it. for surgery, i just knocked out! ive had 2 surgeries. lol.
  14. yay! are you getting nervous yet? i am!!! 2 ppl died in my family within the last 2 weeks & my family said "deaths come in 3" and i freaked out!!! 2 other ppl died in my bestfriends circle & she said the samething & i said WELL NOT ME!!!! im getting really nervous. im sure ill be ok but sheesh... :/
  15. god bless you & im praying for your speedy recovery! im scheduled for dec 20th!
  16. welcome paul & congrats on your surgery! you have definitely come to the right place for love & support! we are all in the same boat! im scheduled to be sleeved on dec 20th
  17. yay! congrats! im praying for a speedy recovery! keep us posted. my surgery is scheduled for dec 20th.
  18. YAYYY ONEDERLAND!!! congrats
  19. my surgery is set for dec 20th & i too have an issue with eating too fast but im sure i will learn the hard way! ;/

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