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Lulu...you never reached 300 lbs like me, so your opinions don't count.

Didn't your doctor tell you to gain 100 pounds THEN get banded???

duh

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I could have sworn that people without bat wings (which means you aint never been fat) were going to be banned from LBT!

Can I get a MOD here to deal with this hack!

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Yes, Although you could revise to the sleeve, bypass, or the duodenal switch, and in a PINCH could probably revise to vertically banded gastroplasty (you obviously have NOT done your research)

I suggest you just get your jaw wired shut.

Make sure when you get the jaw wired that they leave a straw opening. Otherwise, how will you slurp your lasagna smoothies?

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Can I get a MOD here to deal with this hack!

oh please do - i'd prefer one who had to revise to the sleeve. most mods fall into that category right????

cause this ole' band never causes problems - unless you do it to yourself.....

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I get sucked back in - to this pit of brimstone and hellfire!

So if all the mods have been revised to the sleeve - then are we all just lemmings being controlled and led to the cliff's edge whilst we fight amongst ourselves - is there a greater evil out there than stupid bandsters?

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I get sucked back in - to this pit of brimstone and hellfire!

So if all the mods have been revised to the sleeve - then are we all just lemmings being controlled and led to the cliff's edge whilst we fight amongst ourselves - is there a greater evil out there than stupid bandsters?

well i find the arrogance that shit can't happen, makes me want to puke in my mouth - but i'm pretty sure that's a slidder food.....

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well i find the arrogance that shit can't happen, makes me want to puke in my mouth - but i'm pretty sure that's a slidder food.....

That's disgusting summons bad memories of being forced to watch awful internet video - you know what I'm talking about!

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Uh Oh - you speak and they come - and send the big guns!

...mama told me never to cry wolf!...

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Haven't had time to catch up on the issue here Bandsters.

I'm 4 1/2 years postOp and still with the Band.

Is there something I might contribute to the discussion?

No, are you crazy? Don't you know that people who have had the band a long time don't know what they are talking about?? So how could you possible contribute???? :confused::lol::drool:

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I get sucked back in - to this pit of brimstone and hellfire!

Don't you know we are all burning here together??!!

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I've had my band for a month and I've only lost 2 pounds. What am I doing wrong ? Could it be the chicken fingers I eat every day? Maybe the oreos, or the half gallon of ice cream I wash them down with. Shouldn't i be skinny already. Has the band failed already. Isn't it supposed to make me thin overnight ? Please help!!! But not if your help involves me having to make any changes to either my crappy eating habits or nasty attitude. Any suggestions????

I think your problem is you're not eating enough candy bars. You also have to drink cherry Dr. Pepper. But be sure to stir it up with a spoon first. That's the only way it will work.

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....uhhhh.....after reading the last couple pages.....

....never mind......

exactly!

especially if you had any complications - whew them flies come a swarming ...... you did it to yourself or well you stepped into fire ants...

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Plain - just like you to pretend to be all above us in front of your Mod pals - tsk tsk

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