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It has been a little over a year since my surgery and I have lost 105 pounds to date.

Has anyone else noticed an increase in the size of their johnson?

I'm not bragging, but it noticeably larger. Not just in length, but in girth. My wife comments on it frequently, she's not complaining....neither am I.

I actually asked my doc about it and he said it is not uncommon. The growth in length is merely from losing weight and that area now appearing longer because you can see it and there is not fat in the way. The increase in girth can come from increased levels of testerone once weight is lost. Also something about better blood flow to the area.

Whatever the reason...it's pretty freakin awesome! It's like the band has a built in dose of Viagra.

They really should put this info in the pamphlet...I think a lot more guys would sign up!

Anyone else have the same pleasant surprise?

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Not happening yet. I saw a doc on Oprah (was flipping through the channels and barely caught it) that said that for every 30 lbs you lose you gain an inch.

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Not happening yet. I saw a doc on Oprah (was flipping through the channels and barely caught it) that said that for every 30 lbs you lose you gain an inch.

Then I must have lost about 900 pounds...:unsure:

HH

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Gents,

If y'all wanna post before and after photos I know some of us ladies would be happy to evaluate and give our opinions. Just a thought :unsure:. We try to be supportive!

TPG

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HH - I thought we talked about you reading thoroughly before you post - he said inches - not millimeters.

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HH, you naughty boy. :w00t:

Remember, I was there that weekend with you, sipping banana daiquiris and wrestling with you and that chimp in the pool filled with Jell-O. Nine hundred pounds? REALLY? :sneaky:

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Beth - you naughty girl. I think you have intimidated these poor gentleman - scaring them away from posting in their 'safe' place.

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Did... did I... did I cause... SHRINKAGE? :sneaky:

I was just here to root these nice young men on, give them a hearty HOO-RAH for their new-found inner Studley Man-ness.

Cuz let's face it, girls, WE can't get away with saying our va-jay-jays got bigger after we lost weight and make it sound like a GOOD thing... :w00t:

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Now that might give them shrinkage!

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Oh, this is just swell.... ("swell"....hmmmm)

the damn womenfolk have gone and got themselves all likkered up and are crashin' our johnson-fest.

Next thing ya know, i'll be finding beth and kc staked out in my shorts drawer with a ruler and a pair of tweezers.....

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Oh, this is just swell.... ("swell"....hmmmm)

the damn womenfolk have gone and got themselves all likkered up and are crashin' our johnson-fest.

Next thing ya know, i'll be finding beth and kc staked out in my shorts drawer with a ruler and a pair of tweezers.....

How do you know we haven't already... er, right.

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Oh, this is just swell.... ("swell"....hmmmm)

the damn womenfolk have gone and got themselves all likkered up and are crashin' our johnson-fest.

Next thing ya know, i'll be finding beth and kc staked out in my shorts drawer with a ruler and a pair of tweezers.....

No likker here - this is me sober. I'm on duty

And as far as your drawer is considered - you only wish

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How do you know we haven't already... er, right.

well....because I just NOW checked my shorts drawer, and NOTHING is out of the ordinary.

There are the usual shorts, 3 screwdrivers, 6 packs of "D" batteries, four pairs of pantyhose (for those "special events" with Plain), 3 pairs of crotchless Biking shorts, a photo of Richard Simmons, a jar of vanilla powder I stole from Starbucks, a jar of vicks Vapo-Rub (you really don't want to know...) a can of WD-40, my collection of sanitary cakes taken from men's urinals during my trip across Romania, and the the receipt I got for an unauthorized donation to a sperm bank.

All the usual stuff.

HH

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I think I might be sick - and I have a very strong stomach!

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