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well....because I just NOW checked my shorts drawer, and NOTHING is out of the ordinary.

There are the usual shorts, 3 screwdrivers, 6 packs of "D" batteries, four pairs of pantyhose (for those "special events" with Plain), 3 pairs of crotchless Biking shorts, a photo of Richard Simmons, a jar of vanilla powder I stole from Starbucks, a jar of vicks Vapo-Rub (you really don't want to know...) a can of WD-40, my collection of sanitary cakes taken from men's urinals during my trip across Romania, and the the receipt I got for an unauthorized donation to a sperm bank.

All the usual stuff.

HH

And just how did you know the current contents of my purse? I just knew you were up to something that night in the hot tub. Sure, like you'd actually get out to pee.

TPG

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And besides.....as Fanny has already noted, my ellipsis is substantially longer than the norm.

HH

But is that overcompensation?

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AND, it should also be noted that there is a dash in between my "re" and "structure", thereby making my restructure somewhat longer as well.

HH

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You are trying too hard - sure sign of shrinkage!

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Then HOW did I end up with your vibrating butt plug, hmmm?? :w00t:

And Beth, my dear, it wasn't actually MY Butt Plug. It belonged to Elton John orginally, and was passed quite regularly between him, Boy George, George Michael, and Michael Jackson, with the occasional sleepover with Michelle Obama.

I'm not all that certain it's ever actually been cleaned, so I would use caution.

HH

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I keep asking for pict-- er, proof! HELLO? Put your meat where your mouth i..... uh..... :w00t:

Now, I WOULD normally be happy to provide photographic evidence. However, I am not presently in possession of a Wide-Angle lens for my Nikon, which would be required equipment to capture the....."Majesty"......

HH

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And Beth, my dear, it wasn't actually MY Butt Plug. It belonged to Elton John orginally, and was passed quite regularly between him, Boy George, George Michael, and Michael Jackson, with the occasional sleepover with Michelle Obama.

I DEFINITELY see a trend. And it was probabaly relatively safe until it got to that last one. :w00t:

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Now, I WOULD normally be happy to provide photographic evidence. However, I am not presently in possession of a Wide-Angle lens for my Nikon, which would be required equipment to capture the....."Majesty"......

HH

Ooooh, I have one! :w00t:

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I DEFINITELY see a trend. And it was probabaly relatively safe until it got to that last one. :w00t:

yep. And now she's gonna share it with EVERYONE.

It's the new Administration's concept of Socializing Butt Plugs.

HH

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yep. And now she's gonna share it with EVERYONE.

It's the new Administration's concept of Socializing Butt Plugs.

HH

Oh gawd, my tax dollars are going to go for that now, aren't they? Well, I suppose it's to get our butts ready for the government reaming they are trying to send our way.

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