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Barney Stinson has a theory about women... the hotter they are, the crazier they are allowed to be.

How I met your mother is one of the best-written shows on network TV. And Barney Stinson is my hero.

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Totally agree, fat content does not matter, danger of chemicals does not matter, nothing matters. Eat as you wish, it's alllllll good!

That is absolutely right. That is why I just ate an entire bag of popcorn, washed it down with 3 Mountain Dews and will be having a box of girl scout Cookies with an Ex Lax chaser! :)

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lmfao ex lax chaser LOL

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That is absolutely right. That is why I just ate an entire bag of popcorn, washed it down with 3 Mountain Dews and will be having a box of girl scout Cookies with an Ex Lax chaser! :embaressed_smile:

As long as you make SURE to do the exlax chaser, you will be fine.

My doctor said so.

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ima do 5 ex lax chasers :embaressed_smile:

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Well if your doctor said so, it must be right. I don't need to ask my doctor anything. mmmm Girl Scout Cookies. Where are those Girl Scouts when you need them?!

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mmmm I just atr 2 tubs of black raspberry chocolate chunk ice cream!!!! It has to be okay it's mushieeeeeeee

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I love u guys...i had to stop reading because it was hurting to hard to laugh....

It hurts me to laugh as well, after I crammed those last two hams in I'm pretty sure I busted out my staples but that's okay, I can eat more now.

On to ham #3!

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Mmmm I am drinking a caramel chocolate homemade milkshake...it's only 64oz :angry:

I'm going to use it to wash down this loaf of bread and turkey!

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Butter solid is a mushie butter melted in a liquid either way you are fineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee butter will melt in your tummy no worries

How about eating some more tubs

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Ewwwww - a tub of butter!!! Gross!

Wasa - I'm fed-exing you a birthday cake or two. Fav flavor(s)?

Please don't forget the 1M calorie Burger King bkfst monstrosity with 3 large orange juices! That would be tasty in a blender!

(I'm pre-surgery so unfortunately I can still eat a lot. Moo)

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