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Don't Smoke Crack

I just had to share something that really tickled me yesterday.

I was watching Cops, and there's a young girl who gets pulled over for erratic driving and unregistered car. They find crack & crystal meth inside.

They talk about how they're going to have to impound the car.. and she breaks into tears saying it's her only transporation.. "What am I suppose to do????" and the cop, calmly says.. "What you're suppose to do is, not smoke crack."

I had to pause the tivo while I fell over laughing. :crying:

Crack is whack!

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