BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

This fits...lol

Froggi, that is just beyond disgusting!! Can we all give a collective "EEWWWWWWWWW"!

I thought it was funny :thumbdown:

boobie dippindoodle - kinda like that one!!:thumbdown:

are we related a lot??

could be, LOL same last name and we live in TX:biggrin:

OKay, I definitely need a poo hat.

omg, that hat is beyond disgusting!!!

So if you're wearing that hat, would that make it okay for someone to call you shithead?

So if you're wearing that hat, would that make it okay for someone to call you shithead?

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!! :thumbup: My answer is: obviously !

Edited September 10, 200818 yr by SickNTired

Poohat totally rocks, and so does the name "Dorfus Farklegirdle"!

I like the poohat :thumbup:

Poohat totally rocks, and so does the name "Dorfus Farklegirdle"!

Thank you, Plain, for placating my craziness!!!

Thank you, Plain, for placating my craziness!!!

BTW, I've been thinking about your prob with your cubicle neighbor. What I would do (but I'm a cranky old curmudgeon) is take the cord that connects the phone to the wall....he will inevitably replace it, but maybe it'll give you a few hours of quiet. If you were really, truly evil (and I suspect you must be, SNT, since you root for the vols) you would put a clear substance (I won't name it.....but it rhymes with "duper shoe" ) over the microphone part and external speaker part of his phone, dampening the sound and gently encouraging him to use the damn handset. If nothing else, pick up your phone and hold your own annoying conversations at elevated volumes.

BTW, I've been thinking about your prob with your cubicle neighbor. What I would do (but I'm a cranky old curmudgeon) is take the cord that connects the phone to the wall....he will inevitably replace it, but maybe it'll give you a few hours of quiet. If you were really, truly evil (and I suspect you must be, SNT, since you root for the vols) you would put a clear substance (I won't name it.....but it rhymes with "duper shoe" ) over the microphone part and external speaker part of his phone, dampening the sound and gently encouraging him to use the damn handset. If nothing else, pick up your phone and hold your own annoying conversations at elevated volumes.

First of all - watch the Vols comments, mister! We looked kinda pitiful against UCLA so give a sista a break! :scared2:

Well the guy's actually a decent guy so I im'd him asking, "no headset?" [and they say southerners as passive aggressive! :omg_smile: ] He doesn't have one so he picked up the headset, thank God. I had a headache to beat the band and was trying to balance some numbers. The 3rd conf call on a speaker set me over the edge!

First of all - watch the Vols comments, mister! We looked kinda pitiful against UCLA so give a sista a break!

Well the guy's actually a decent guy so I im'd him asking, "no headset?" [and they say southerners as passive aggressive! :sad: ] He doesn't have one so he picked up the headset, thank God. I had a headache to beat the band and was trying to balance some numbers. The 3rd conf call on a speaker set me over the edge!

Sounds like it's time for you to put the "halo" avitar back up!! Awwww....so nice, you are.....

You can be my apprentice....I'll break you of that nice crap!! LOL

Sounds like it's time for you to put the "halo" avitar back up!! Awwww....so nice, you are.....

You can be my apprentice....I'll break you of that nice crap!! LOL

How old are you? I'm pretty sure I'm older; ergo, I have been mean longer!!! I've give you quite a lengthy list of folks that would concur!

<mumbling> YOUR apprentice; sha right! Don't forget that woman are much, much more devious!!! We're just more subtle. :sad: Can I get an "amen," sistas?