BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

You can get malnourished with a band too!

Just fill to bursting point, and only eat a teaspoon of food three times a day, and there you have it! Easy as that.

And, no wet stinky farts or poos. You just DON'T fart or poo anymore!

Anything they can do, we can do better!

I can't even fatham why they want to do that to themselves, DSers that is. But of course I am sure there are probably some people that use their band like that.

Trust me, there have been people who have all but starved the weight off with a band.

Some people just do crazy shit.

I'd say.

...Some people just do crazy shit.

And they all drive in Atlanta!

Some people just do crazy shit.

Some people just are batshit crazy!

Some people just have some crazy stinky shit.

You can get malnourished with a band too!

Just fill to bursting point, and only eat a teaspoon of food three times a day, and there you have it! Easy as that.

And, no wet stinky farts or poos. You just DON'T fart or poo anymore!

Anything they can do, we can do better!

And I think its a proven fact that malnourishment affects people's brains too.....just saying.

I posted a few days back and it got lost with a bunch of other posts, I will repost for anyone to post too if they chose....Do DS'ers have bowel movement everytime they eat???? Does it move through that fast???

Edited August 16, 200818 yr by areellady

but dont forget - with an overfill you can still drink the Dew!!

Mmmm, don't you just love when this happens? LOL

Pooping pills! (Warning...gross!)

I clicked on that link and now I'm at a loss for words. I love my band.

I haven't even got WLS yet and I've found a potassium tablet in my poop. They are coated and sometimes they don't dissolve like they are supposed to.

I clicked on that link and now I'm at a loss for words. I love my band.

I echo this sentiment!

Not that this is any defense, but a normal human body, one without any WLS would have a hard time digesting 38 pills a day... that's just crazy!!!

Still, it is very gross... and yes, it does make me love my band even more. I couldn't imagine having to go through that daily regemine of that many pills... oye vey!

Not that this is any defense, but a normal human body, one without any WLS would have a hard time digesting 38 pills a day... that's just crazy!!!

Still, it is very gross... and yes, it does make me love my band even more. I couldn't imagine having to go through that daily regemine of that many pills... oye vey!

That is why I went for the lapband. I have a hard time remembering my two little flintstone vitamans. If I don't I won't die. I am too scatterbrained for that surgery.

My weight loss might be slower, but I feel great, I'm looking good, and I eat healthy.

What more could I ask for?