BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

Posting to change the subject to ME. Yeah my PCP/GP sent my letter to the surgeon's office. The surgeon's office should be submitting my paperwork to insurance tomorrow or Friday. WOOHOO; doing happy dance! :thumbup:

Go SickN, go SickN, it's yer birthday.......

Oh and very late LOL on the Kool-Aid "Oh yeah" (Plain) Come to think of it, I'd like to give a nice hawaiian punch tho..... :biggrin: Ahem, to the Stalker of course. Yea, that's it!

Congrats!!!!!!!!! You'll get it, you'll see!

Hawaiian Punch... drinking the s/f stuff as I type~

So....poop?

Somebody should be scared, very scared!!!

Why? Did Plain sneak off and have DS surgery? P.U.!

OK seriously, I really am going to bed now. Y'all are such bad influences!

Everyone is getting surgery before me. :biggrin: -sigh-

Everyone is getting surgery before me. :biggrin: -sigh-

Sorry Frogster - I'm lucky to have a more lenient insurance provider methinks. I just watched 2 episodes of "Big Medicine" and am pumped again (after my brief chicken shit episode from Sunday)!!!

I went to dinner w/ my triathalon friend and of course I was hot in the tight restaurant booth and she had to bring a sweater not to freeze. Frustrating! So many reasons why I'm SO ready!

And what's the last and most fun-nest to me? To prance around around at work in front of the staring Stalker. <insert evil laugh>

Ugh, forgot to say that I got a very sweet email from my boss today (after I'd updated him on my progress). He said that if I needed anything after my surgery to make sure to call him. Aww!

SNT, say what you want, but every "after-hours" Cinemax movie has this in the script at some point.

SNT, say what you want, but every "after-hours" Cinemax movie has this in the script at some point.

And lord knows, YOU would know!!! :biggrin:

Seriously, I've known him for almost 6 years and we've always just been like siblings. He's married with 2 young children. I'm not going thru all this to share a man. OH HELL TO THE NO! (O'course I'm too selfish to have shared a man ever!) <snap>

<pointing at Plain> Now you behave!

So, I'm here (specifically in the R&R section) for entertainment, some debate / arguement, and to just shoot the shit with some folks because I work nights.

You said "shoot the shit". In a DS thread. :biggrin:

I did NOT know that OH had a R&R section!! I'm gonna "fly on the wall" it tonight!!

It sucks though. There is no real debate on most of the threads. I love these kinds of sections on other boards but I won't go to the OH one.

Anyway, that's not what I came to post. I had to tell you guys this because maybe find it as funny as I did.

I gave Mr. Mac my Pre-op Education guide that my surgeon gave me. Like a supportive husband, he read the whole thing. Today he gave it back to me and then stood there with a quizzical look on his face. I asked him if he wanted to talk about anything in the booklet and he said (and I quote):

"After reading this booklet, I don't see why anyone gets that DS surgery. It's so dangerous and the side-effects are so gross. You'd have to be crazy to do that."

And what's the last and most fun-nest to me? To prance around around at work in front of the staring Stalker. <insert evil laugh>

Be sure and loudly proclaim "Oh, I accidentally dropped my stapler", then bend over slowly and pick it up. That's my best move....it drives the ladies wild at work*

*By ladies, I mean my imaginary friends.....hey, screw you for judging me!!

I just saw a post on OH by a DSer she says she eats over 8000 calories a day. Wow. I eat around 8400 calories in a week o.o

You said "shoot the shit". In a DS thread. :biggrin:

It sucks though. There is no real debate on most of the threads. I love these kinds of sections on other boards but I won't go to the OH one.

Anyway, that's not what I came to post. I had to tell you guys this because maybe find it as funny as I did.

I gave Mr. Mac my Pre-op Education guide that my surgeon gave me. Like a supportive husband, he read the whole thing. Today he gave it back to me and then stood there with a quizzical look on his face. I asked him if he wanted to talk about anything in the booklet and he said (and I quote):

"After reading this booklet, I don't see why anyone gets that DS surgery. It's so dangerous and the side-effects are so gross. You'd have to be crazy to do that."

All puns purely unintentional.....

I think I read you are going to give the sleeve a shot, Mac? Or am I confused?

All puns purely unintentional.....

I think I read you are going to give the sleeve a shot, Mac? Or am I confused?

The kewl people get sleeved. Heh....

And lord knows, YOU would know!!! :biggrin:

Seriously, I've known him for almost 6 years and we've always just been like siblings. He's married with 2 young children. I'm not going thru all this to share a man. OH HELL TO THE NO! (O'course I'm too selfish to have shared a man ever!) <snap>

<pointing at Plain> Now you behave!

Well, to be honest, I've seen a lot of "skin-a-max" movies, but I only usually watch for 5 minutes or so <----- gratuitous masturbation joke.

Oh, by the way, SickNtired, that is great news that things are starting to move for you!!!

Ok, so I went to OH R&R section. It stank.