BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

It crackes me up the most when the DS'ers say in one post "I hate it when they [lapbanders] say their surgery is the best, when we're just spreading information

I think they are speading something a bit more foul than information....

I don't get the hostility. I just don't get it. (the DS'ers, that is)

I don't get it either. They are very mean folk.

I don't get the hostility. I just don't get it. (the DS'ers, that is)

They have always been that way. I met one lady before she had surgery, Peach, I think that is her ID. She was really sweet, reasonable, open minded, didn't hate everyone around her. Damn if she didn't turn into a big 'ol B after she had her surgery. I think it is the follower mentality. Do as the leaders do I guess.

I guess being a big 'ol B makes you part of the club? ;o)))) But then again, if I smelled like that I might not be all sweetness and light either.

People who live in glass houses should not throw stones...................

People who live in glass houses should not throw stones...................

Speaking of the type to be drawn to DS....

I went back to the thread and was reading some of the stuff that they were saying and I wondered if they had EVER listened to themselves....

The are soooooooooooooooo excited to lose all their weight, but WAIT, no one is saying anything about the arteries, which are so clogged by eating all the fried fat and greasy crap that they are going to be in the hospital having bypass(not gastric)!!!

Man, the more I read, the more I could see this evil thing that comes out in them. They are sooooooooooo proud to be able to eat crap, GARBAGE, and put that into their bodies.....truly sad!!!

The other I noticed when I looked at the before and afters is this....I was being very non judgmental....at least 50% of the people look so much older after losing weight. Several look very unhealthy. Everyone on the lap band pictures looks vibrant, healthy, younger....

I went back to the thread and was reading some of the stuff that they were saying and I wondered if they had EVER listened to themselves....

The are soooooooooooooooo excited to lose all their weight, but WAIT, no one is saying anything about the arteries, which are so clogged by eating all the fried fat and greasy crap that they are going to be in the hospital having bypass(not gastric)!!!

Man, the more I read, the more I could see this evil thing that comes out in them. They are sooooooooooo proud to be able to eat crap, GARBAGE, and put that into their bodies.....truly sad!!!

The other I noticed when I looked at the before and afters is this....I was being very non judgmental....at least 50% of the people look so much older after losing weight. Several look very unhealthy. Everyone on the lap band pictures looks vibrant, healthy, younger....

I couldn't agree more with all of that! I think it is a very unhealthy way to eat and live. The DS is a surgery for people who can't give up their unhealthy lifestyle but want to be thin. I wouldn't want the level of malabsorption it must take to eat like that and maintain a lower weight.

I also noticed that many look unhealthy, much older, and just...sickly. I commented on that to the friend I mentioned before (the one drawn to the DS) and she thought they all looked great because they are thin. Being thin isn't all that matters.

Speaking of the type to be drawn to DS....

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Damn girl - it's a good thing that there was no one asleep around me. I just cackled loudly.

Speaking of the type to be drawn to DS....

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I was drawn for less than a 24 hour period, had a lapse in judgment, but still have been in many a forum dealing with WLS and LBT is just as harsh as any other I've been involved in specifically with me personally:mellow:

Lolololololol omg i just peed in my pants a little omg lol

Lolololololol omg i just peed in my pants a little omg lol

Tsk tsk Froggi - and you just dissed someone for having fecal britches!!! :whatchutalkingabout

Tsk tsk Froggi - and you just dissed someone for having fecal britches!!! :whatchutalkingabout

Better to piss myself than SHIT myself laughing. :tt2::wub:

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One more reason not to get the lap band...

goto page 6 look for LeaAnn and the post where she has the on DS shirt. Look at the back of her pants...

Doesn't it look like she has old shit stains on them that she tried to wash out?

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OMG, it does sort of look like that! LMAO

Damn girl - it's a good thing that there was no one asleep around me. I just cackled loudly.

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