BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

Susan...

While I realize you like to play mod at every bloody freak'en opportunity, we are adults and we read it well the first time.

Wasa, this is inappropriate. Susan is doing her job and there's no need to be disrespectful about it. If you have an issue with her, please take it to PM.

Wasa, this is inappropriate. Susan is doing her job and there's no need to be disrespectful about it. If you have an issue with her, please take it to PM.

Respect is earned, Alex. So is disrespect.

I probably wouldn't take it to PM with her but I would with you if it came to it.

wow...all I can say.

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Haha I like those 2 smilies. :biggrin:

Respect is earned, Alex. So is disrespect.

I probably wouldn't take it to PM with her but I would with you if it came to it.

That's really uncalled for....please follow our forum guidelines posted at Lap Band Surgery and Lap Band Discussion Forum - Forum Rules .

No need to respond to this either. I think you understand what I'm saying.

That's really uncalled for....please follow our forum guidelines posted at Lap Band Surgery and Lap Band Discussion Forum - Forum Rules .

No need to respond to this either. I think you understand what I'm saying.

Alex, I do understand what you are saying. But there is a history here and not forgotten easily. I think you understand the situation I am referring to and quite frankly I am following your rules. There's nothing in your rules that says I have to like or respect all of your mods. You are the one that brought this to open forum so you really can't blame me for expressing my feelings on the matter.

OK anyway - go Friday, go Friday!

Posting to say that I found a big old error ($26M) today that my old group (work) made. In my old job, we worked like major major hours and got zero respect or kudos. So there's kind of a new management structure and they just made a MAJOR error that again, yours truly found! Yea just had to gloat. It's not nice but it sure is satisfying!

uh yeah so POOP?

Are the poop responses for me b/c if so, I don't understand them!

just a response for a response. Didn't know what else to say LOL

i would comment and say sometimes the best response is no response at all but that would be me not following my comments....

great job on the find SnT!!

i would comment and say sometimes the best response is no response at all but that would be me not following my comments....

great job on the find SnT!!

very valid point and thanks!!!

Froggi - my find was NOT poop, tyvm!

The DS is a Trick!!!

ohhhh... i want DS not for the wet and smelly farts, but for the malnourishment!!

ohhhh... i want DS not for the wet and smelly farts, but for the malnourishment!!

You can get malnourished with a band too!

Just fill to bursting point, and only eat a teaspoon of food three times a day, and there you have it! Easy as that.

And, no wet stinky farts or poos. You just DON'T fart or poo anymore!

Anything they can do, we can do better!