BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

We're just more subtle. Can I get an "amen," sistas?

AMEN. Amen sista!

How old are you? I'm pretty sure I'm older; ergo, I have been mean longer!!! I've give you quite a lengthy list of folks that would concur!

<mumbling> YOUR apprentice; sha right! Don't forget that woman are much, much more devious!!! We're just more subtle. Can I get an "amen," sistas?

Amen and I'll up you a Halleluha too!

This one is my favorite:

I just can't imagine coming to you guys, my peers, and complaining about my toilet odor. How embarrassing.

This is not on the subject--can you tell me what me mean by the "sleeve" in your quote at the bottom of your posts. Also, how did you have such a successful journey?

Amen and I'll up you a Halleluha too!

ROFL - heck yeah!

This is not on the subject--can you tell me what me mean by the "sleeve" in your quote at the bottom of your posts. Also, how did you have such a successful journey?

Write-Oh is totally correct. Get this thread back on subject now!! Honestly, I turn my back on you guys for 2 seconds, and look what you've done......

Riiiiight, Plain, you are in-no-cent!

How old are you? I'm pretty sure I'm older; ergo, I have been mean longer!!! I've give you quite a lengthy list of folks that would concur!

<mumbling> YOUR apprentice; sha right! Don't forget that woman are much, much more devious!!! We're just more subtle. :tt1: Can I get an "amen," sistas?

Amen and I'll up you a Halleluha too!

Amen! ROFL:lol: You all are so funny!

Why thank you!!!

this is a totally crazy thread.... funny, but extremely gross. It's kind of like a train wreck, you don't want to look at the mangled parts and pieces, but you can't help yourself...

LOL! 43 pages and still going!

Jeez you people.

Whaaaaattttt? :cool2:

I'm totally trash-talking right now, but here goes:

When I've exhausted the LBT posts, sometimes I go to OH. It sucks bigtime. Everything is so schizoid and disconnected that trying to follow anything on there gives me a huge headache. That's all.....carry on, people.

OH; how could you?!? Sheesh, when you have these crazy thoughts, PM one of us or start a new crazy thread! Hellooooooo

Things have to realllllllllly sllllllllllllllow here at work before I turn to OH. It is really unbearable, but "the man" has blocked most of my accessable websites. Thank goodness they don't know about www.nudeweepingcheetoeaters.com....

I found OH and LBT around the same time. OH is so hard to navigate, even for me who is pretty computer savvy.. I don't know how they have many members for that reason alone. I could never figure out how to get back to a thread, and they cluster everything in weird ways. I always ended up in my state's Lap band area, when I just wanted a general area.

Oh and if things gets reeealllyy sllowww.. my new favorite website for boredom, someone posted on my blog. It. Is. Teh. Best.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.com

I still haven't finished all the articles, but it's just some jerk who has opinions (funny ones) on all kinds of random stuff.