BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

GASP - you're saying that something's better than LBT? That's blasphemous.

No, I'm saying that people without bands haven't got any choice but to post on OH because there is no equivalent to LBT for their surgery type.

I seldom make a comment in this thread, but I get the biggest kick out of y'all's banter. :biggrin:

Man oh man what I wouldn't do for a cupcake right now.

What wouldn't Diva do for a cupcake? Honestly?

I felt that way this past weekend, so I got the stuff to make cupcakes, then I realized it made TWENTY FOUR cupcakes (WTF?).. Who has a muffin tin for 24 cupcakes.. so I made a cake instead. After one piece, it wasn't as good as I had daydreamed and threw the rest out.

Just saying, you're not missing out.. was a lot of work for nothin!

I often feel that way about cake.

I felt that way this past weekend, so I got the stuff to make cupcakes, then I realized it made TWENTY FOUR cupcakes (WTF?).. Who has a muffin tin for 24 cupcakes.. so I made a cake instead. After one piece, it wasn't as good as I had daydreamed and threw the rest out.

Just saying, you're not missing out.. was a lot of work for nothin!

Thanks! I needed to hear that.

Cupcake crisis: Terminated.

Who has a muffin tin for 24 cupcakes..

How about 2 pans of 12, or four pans of 6? I do!

Laura, please don't teach plain anymore new tricks, it is dangerous.

No, I'm saying that people without bands haven't got any choice but to post on OH because there is no equivalent to LBT for their surgery type.

MommaMac - giirrrllll, I was just playing!

How about 2 pans of 12, or four pans of 6? I do!

Well..I didn't know people had that many of those things. I have 1 pan of 6, and I have a mini tin of 24.. mini mini ones. I guess I'm a cupcake newbie.

Laura, please don't teach plain anymore new tricks, it is dangerous.

Like multi-quoting? :thumbdown: I taught myself too!

Yes, like multi-quoting, you may have created a monster!! :thumbdown:

Oh no...plain is on a multiquoting rampage. :thumbdown:

MommaMac - giirrrllll, I was just playing!

That's okay. I just wanted to make sure no one thought I was slamming my home away from home. :thumbdown:

Actually the DSers -- to get back on topic -- have a cool site just for them, too. But RnYers just overrun all the generic sites making them about RnY more than anything else. And the one sleevester site I found was beyond lame -- much worse than OH.

Oh no...plain is on a multiquoting rampage. :thumbup:

And that is different than plain on a regular rampage? :cursing:

Mac glad you're doing well and losing weight!

Plain is always on rampages isn't he? lol

Here's something he can have a rampage about. This thread made me giggle

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