BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

Thank you! Well there is somethings that make me smile! :smile2:

yeah, i'm nice sometimes....

And you know... as I'm reading this I'm thinking: :cursing::laugh::cursing::eek::cursing::tt2::cursing::laugh::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing::cursing:

Oh well... I just lost four pounds last night, so I *guess* its worth it. :sneaky:

Congrats on the 4 lbs!!!! :cool2:

Mac glad you're doing well and losing weight!

Plain is always on rampages isn't he? lol

Here's something he can have a rampage about. This thread made me giggle

"Floater" Enigma (TMI Warning)

GROSS!

You know, everyone slam dunks Paul (OP of that thread) but truth is, while he does tend to yank a few chains he is probably the ONLY honest person there about DS. He starts these threads on purpose, to yank chains and to tell the truth about what the procedure can cause.

Catching up...I've been away far too long!:lol:

Joy - DS is duodenal switch - it's a type of WLS, but I'm not sure about the specifics. After reading through some of the threads on OH, I don't WANT to know any more - sheesh!

My new name is Cheesey Dippin Dunkin - and TrueDiva, we are sistas! :w00t:

I :wub: this thread...I come here to laugh about the inappropriate posts - ya'll keep 'em comin!:thumbup:

Thank u for the kind translation!...I have broadened my vocabulary!........I don't know WHAT they switch, but it sure does not have a good outcome.......the name even SOUNDS nasty!

Joy

Thank you Froggi!

I'm down 5.5 now.. but nothing this morning.

I'm not going to start a whole new thread for this so I'm just going to post it here. Since we are talking about doing stupid things, it's appropriate.

I did a really stupid thing. ;o)

I have been craving gummy bears lately, strange since I don't even like them usually. I keep them in a baggy in the frig.

So yesterday I was chomping away on my gummy bears, eating a LOT of them and it dawned on me that these were different colors and shapes than my baggy of grape gummy bears.

Oye veh... they were my Flinstones gummy bears Vitamins.

I'm such an idiot. I do believe I got plenty of vitamins in yesterday. ;o)

Ew.. you didn't notice the vitamin taste??

I did that once with a bag of sugar free gummy bears.. was a beautiful laxative

Ew.. you didn't notice the Vitamin taste??

I did that once with a bag of sugar free gummy bears.. was a beautiful laxative

Nope, they taste the same to me.

I'm such an idiot.

Oye veh... they were my Flinstones gummy bears Vitamins.

WASa - that is hysterical and disgusting all rolled into one!!! Girl, where have you been? I haven't seen you in a gillion years!

still subscribed to this thread & can't believe how many pages....

so , my neighbor (dog walking buddy) is getting a revision to the DS:scared2:

she has gained half of the 150+lbs she lost w/her rny 3 yrs ago & is just miserable. when she told me in july i told her to go to OH and read up on it and see what it entails. she LOVED the idea of the surgery because she has zero desire to change her eating habits.

she thinks i'm nuts being disciplined - but i also didn't do the junk food much; just portion control was my issue.

i told her if she had serious gas while walking, she lost a partner her dogs might disown her...

ROFL, Lulu! She thinks you're crazy for being disciplined?? Isn't that what we're "supposed" to do??

One of my gf's had RNY in 2004 or 2005 and has been putting on some weight. I'd bet she's put on 30-40 lbs. I guess she got her a man and doing that happy eating. She lost all her weight without doing any exercise so I guess that doesn't help.

LJM - I keep meaning to tell you how much I like your error signature. I had to double check that I understood it but AMEN!!!

I'm not going to start a whole new thread for this so I'm just going to post it here. Since we are talking about doing stupid things, it's appropriate.

I did a really stupid thing. ;o)

I have been craving gummy bears lately, strange since I don't even like them usually. I keep them in a baggy in the frig.

So yesterday I was chomping away on my gummy bears, eating a LOT of them and it dawned on me that these were different colors and shapes than my baggy of grape gummy bears.

Oye veh... they were my Flinstones gummy bears vitamins.

I'm such an idiot. I do believe I got plenty of vitamins in yesterday. ;o)

My son and I have been eating the spiderman gummi vitamins like candy. I have to make us stop.

i told her if she had serious gas while walking, she lost a partner her dogs might disown her...

She may blame it on the dogs.

She may blame it on the dogs.

ha - i know "my dogs" brand....LOL

something tells me, i'll be able to discern her mess from the dogs - after all i've read.

LJM - I keep meaning to tell you how much I like your error signature. I had to double check that I understood it but AMEN!!!

i really wish i could take credit for it, but i saw it on a window sticker...