BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

Just a Drop discount info

There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

lololol@ the tongs

I don't get it. why would they need tongs. How did they clean themselves before surgery?

Tongs are recommended for really high BMI people immediately after surgery because the incisions make it hard for them to stretch around to the back.

It's not a DS thing though. The first time I read about using tongs was here on LBT.

Tongs are recommended for really high BMI people immediately after surgery because the incisions make it hard for them to stretch around to the back.

It's not a DS thing though. The first time I read about using tongs was here on LBT.

True, yet not. The higher BMI DS folks have more cutting and more dissection, they can't... well, they don't have long enough arms. :blush:/

I started at a BMI of 61.9 419 lbs I've never needed tongs when I have had surgery and I won't when I get banded in 3 weeks lol...

I guess the DSer's arms get tired from having to wipe so often...LOL

I started at a BMI of 61.9 419 lbs I've never needed tongs when I have had surgery and I won't when I get banded in 3 weeks lol...

I guess the DSer's arms get tired from having to wipe so often...LOL

That made me LOL in real time!

Thanks for the giggles!

LOL welcome...I LOLed when I typed it.

HAHA....that cracked me up! Yes, I am easily amused by bathroom humor! I will also share a horrible tale that happened Thursday at work. My coworker who had DS was complaining about stomach trouble after lunch. A few hours later, I walked into the hall and started gagging and nearly passed out! Yes, she had kindly sprayed, but that just made it smell like orange death! It took about half an hour for the cloud to clear!

Mmmmm orange scented poop.

Blech...

Do you suppose they rinse off the tongs before putting them back in the kitchen drawer?

Immediate POST OP Hygeine question (possible TMI)

And here, the poor doc is trying to warn her but does she listen?

so, please be honest with me about this

I know everybody poops, but......come on. They are a little hung up on bowel issues.

I guess the DSer's arms get tired from having to wipe so often...LOL

Heeheehee........

HAHA....that cracked me up! Yes, I am easily amused by bathroom humor! I will also share a horrible tale that happened Thursday at work. My coworker who had DS was complaining about stomach trouble after lunch. A few hours later, I walked into the hall and started gagging and nearly passed out! Yes, she had kindly sprayed, but that just made it smell like orange death! It took about half an hour for the cloud to clear!

I wonder if she used "just a drop" or "poo-pouri"?!?

OMG at what this person says in her post...-PUKE-

Now This IS Odd - "Good" Stool Smells??? (TMI Alert)

OMG at what this person says in her post...-PUKE-

Now This IS Odd - "Good" Stool Smells??? (TMI Alert)

What.The.Hell?? "now my poop smells like a cooked hamburger"......I can see the office banter now:

Guy 1 - "Hey, I smell burgers. Is it time for the company picnic already?"

Guy 2 - "Nope. Paul just took a shit".

lmfao funny but gross

LMAO!! Maybe she should market it to McDonalds...

ewww.... LOL