BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

I don't know why these threads make me giggle like a 6 year old calling someone poopyhead but damn, I can't resist!

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There is a little history here. DS is a WLS type, it is kinda like extreme malabsorption and it makes your poop and farts so bad people could faint. I mean it's HORRIBLE! This is something DSers battle all the time. It's so bad if they fart the stench clings to their clothing. Others complain openly in public restrooms. I'm telling you, it's extreme. They are forever having to keep Fabreeze and specialized products with them 24/7. One bariatric surgeon was telling another person about a patient where he was removing her gallbladder. She farted while under anesthesia and they were gagging in the OR and since it was the middle of surgery, he couldn't leave the room. The gallbladder patient had DS.

He went on to say that if a DSer farted in an elevator, when the doors opened people wouldn't be rushing out of the elevator, they'd be dead.

There are WLS type wars on OH all the time. Bandsters tease DSers for stinking and they tease us for barfing. They are forever insisting they don't stink yet they keep companies like this in productive business! HA

This thread just cracked me up, I've been laughing since I read it. I just can't imagine my husband wanting me to buy EXTREME odor eaters for the bathroom and clothing. I can't fathom this conversation in my home!

It's not funny that DS patients stink so bad, it's not. But if you saw the horrific things they say about us, referring to our bands as laugh-bands, choke chains, if you saw how they degrade and insult banded people for being banded, maybe you would understand my childish laughter going on right now.

If DS patients eat carbs that is when it is apparently the worst. One piece of cake and they get instant gas and clear a building. Yeah, I'll take my choke chain any 'ol day over farts that are lethal and a stench following me each place I go.

Things have to realllllllllly sllllllllllllllow here at work before I turn to OH. It is really unbearable, but "the man" has blocked most of my accessable websites. Thank goodness they don't know about www.nudeweepingcheetoeaters.com....

I clicked on your link and it didn't work....... :cool2::tt2::smile::tt2:

OMG! I did too! LOL I almost wasn't gonna confess!

Things have to realllllllllly sllllllllllllllow here at work before I turn to OH. It is really unbearable, but "the man" has blocked most of my accessable websites. Thank goodness they don't know about www.nudeweepingcheetoeaters.com....

Chiiiiillleeeee, I thought you had really built that website. I was gonna bust on you for agessssss.

OK so you're a "no" on posting a new weird thread. How about putting together some thoughts for me on my upcoming surgery during your boredom?!? :cool2:

I have found a few "homes" on OH. It does take some getting used to and the forums could be *much* better in terms of the software. The problem is that there isn't much better if you haven't got a band and can come here. I've tried a *lot* of forums and there are many that suck worse than OH.

SNT, You're gonna kick ass with the band! There's really not much advice I can give except to take lots of before pics. Seriously. Even if nobody but you ever sees them. I will be expecting great things from you.

I have found a few "homes" on OH. It does take some getting used to and the forums could be *much* better in terms of the software. The problem is that there isn't much better if you haven't got a band and can come here. I've tried a *lot* of forums and there are many that suck worse than OH.

GASP - you're saying that something's better than LBT? That's blasphemous.

SNT, You're gonna kick ass with the band! There's really not much advice I can give except to take lots of before pics. Seriously. Even if nobody but you ever sees them. I will be expecting great things from you.

Aww thanks! Oh folks will see my before pics eventually!

Here's something that pains me to ask. How does the multiquote button work? C'mon, you bunch o' smarties, help me out here.

I'm not Miss Smartie; I've failed trying it more than I have succeeded. Click multiquote on 2 posts and then quote. I think that's what I did!

I'm not Miss Smartie; I've failed trying it more than I have succeeded. Click multiquote on 2 posts and then quote. I think that's what I did!

Here's something that pains me to ask. How does the multiquote button work? C'mon, you bunch o' smarties, help me out here.

GASP - you're saying that something's better than LBT? That's blasphemous.

Aww thanks! Oh folks will see my before pics eventually!

SNT, You're gonna kick ass with the band! There's really not much advice I can give except to take lots of before pics. Seriously. Even if nobody but you ever sees them. I will be expecting great things from you.

I didn't know till now.. but here is how you multi-quote.

Click 'multiquote' on all the posts you want to quote. Once you've selected them all, then hit 'quote' on one of them. Then it pulls up this edit form and has all the quotes on there. :cool2:

Ok, I'll gives it a try.

I like the poohat :thumbup:

Jeez you people.

OH; how could you?!? Sheesh, when you have these crazy thoughts, PM one of us or start a new crazy thread! Hellooooooo

I clicked on your link and it didn't work....... :cool2::tt2::smile::tt2:

OMG! I did too! LOL I almost wasn't gonna confess!

I'm not Miss Smartie; I've failed trying it more than I have succeeded. Click multiquote on 2 posts and then quote. I think that's what I did!

Awesome. Now I'm unstoppable! Heh.

Oh noooooo; I've created a monster!!! :biggrin:

Bwa-hahahahaha.....Places pinky to corner of mouth a la' Dr. Evil.......Bwahahahahahahaha

I do numbers for a living and always do that! <pinkie> $105.5 mil-lee-ohn dollars

Who throws a friggin' cupcake? Honestly?