male only The rules for Guys

[campinhappy 0]

You all may have seen this, but I thought I'd post it anyway...it's so true:

The Man Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­

At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally , the guys' side of the story.

( I must admit, it's pretty good.)

We always hear " the rules "

From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!

Please note.. these are all numbered "1 "

ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.

You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

We need it up, you need it down.

You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon

or the changing of the tides.

Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.

And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.

Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.

Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.

Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something

Or tell us how you want it done.

Not both.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.

We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.

We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine... Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball

or golf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape! (well...before a band anyway :frown:)

1. Thank you for reading this.

Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;

But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -

to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

[mary1094 0]

thanks I needed a good laugh no matter how many times I read this I laugh...

[Genea 0]

There is a lot of truth is those rules. But I never said this and I was never here.

Genea

[TXbandit 4]

Hi, Campinhappy,

I haven't figured out how to reply to private messages, and you asked me who I used in the Austin area.....I went through True Results in North Austin and used Dr. John Marsden who comes to Austin twice a month and operates in the Austin Surgical Hospital. The surgery was a breeze, and I have had 2 fills....I am not sure about the cost after the surgery because I got a bill for a visit to the center that I need to clarify. I had the surgery on Dec 4, have 70 lbs to lose, and have lost about 18 so far. The cost (which I was told was "all inclusive" ) was 15,000. I think of it as my new car!

[campinhappy 0]

Txbandit,

Thanks for the info. I noticed that the other replies are apparently from women.

Why is it that they have to lurk everywhere we are?

[Fanny Adams 7]

Coz we still get unholy glee from breaking into the Boy's Fort and giving you all Girl Germs!! Ahahahahahahah!!

[DonHoll1 0]

Well I am a girl , but I love those man rules. So funny...and so true. Donna

[green 6]

LMFAO Those Man Rules are forkin brilliant! Thanks for posting them.