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It's been done before, but many new people on here since the last go 'round.

I'm at a complete set of Oxford Dictionary, a sperm whale's brain, and a guinea pig all together

1 pound = a Guinea Pig
1.5 pounds = a dozen Krispy Kreme glazed donuts
2 pounds = a rack of baby back ribs
3 pounds = an average human brain
4 pounds = an ostrich egg
5 pounds = a Chihuahua
6 pounds = a human’s skin
7.5 pounds = an average newborn
8 pounds = a human head
10 pounds= chemical additives an American consumes each year
11 pounds = an average housecat
12 pounds = a Bald Eagle
15 pounds = 10 dozen large eggs
16 pounds = a sperm whale’s brain
20 pounds = an automobile tire
23 pounds = amount of pizza an average American eats in a year
24 pounds = a 3-gallon tub of super premium ice cream
30 pounds = amount of cheese an average American eats in a year
33 pounds = a cinder block
36 pounds = a mid-size microwave
40 pounds = a 5-gallon bottle of Water or an average human leg
44 pounds = an elephant’s heart
50 pounds = a small bale of hay
55 pounds = a 5000 BTU air conditioner
60 pounds = an elephant’s penis (yep, weights more than his heart!)
66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year
70 pounds = an Irish Setter
77 pounds = a gold brick
80 pounds = the World’s Largest Ball of Tape
90 pounds = a newborn calf
100 pounds = a 2 month old horse
111 pounds = red meat an average American eats in a year
117 pounds = an average fashion model (and she’s 5’11″)
118 pounds = the complete Encyclopedia Britannica
120 pounds = amount of trash you throw away in a month
130 pounds = a newborn giraffe
138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year
140 pounds = refined sugar an average American eats in a year
144 pounds = an average adult woman (and she’s 5’4″)
150 pounds = the complete Oxford English Dictionary
187 pounds = an average adult man
200 pounds = 2 Bloodhounds
235 pounds = Arnold Schwarzenegger
300 pounds = an average football lineman
400 pounds = a Welsh pony

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A mid-sized microwave heading for an elephants penis(but aren't we all!) final Oxford English Dictionary heading toward a full-size man. Hmmmm if I bean him with the dictionary he won't be able to get away. Sorry fellows, I'm a Widow,good men are HARD to find!

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19 hours ago, MG1776 said:

66 pounds = fats and oils an average American eats in a year

Mine is boring. 3 more pounds and it could have been an Irish Setter. Only a bit more exciting but not as sh!tty as this one.

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the World’s Largest Ball of Tape & a Chihuahua! When I lose 4 more lbs it will be a baby calf!

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LOL this is amusing. Because as of today, I'm exactly 138 lbs dropped since before I started everything... and lo and behold:

138 pounds = potatoes an average American eats in a year

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Shall we change your pen name from Matt Z,to " Spud"?

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4 minutes ago, Frustr8 said:

Shall we change your pen name from Matt Z,to " Spud"?

My first car, a 1983 Toyota Celica GT, was nicknamed "Spud" Because it was a 2 tone brown paint job with a different color brown pin striping and it was rusted up. The interior was also several different shades of brown.

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I have lost the amount of cheese the average American eats in a year...but I probably have to lose SEVERAL more pounds before I lose the amount of cheese I used to eat in a year 😬😬😬

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A 2 month old horse and 4 guinea pigs!

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At my 2 week. post surgery appointment I am prayfully,hoping for my 5.000BTU,air conditioner now to be off my body and back forever. I will dance in the sunlight forever without that 55 pounds holding me back! 🙆🌈

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i lost my brain and a two month old horse ...

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