Tired of those same old 55 questions about me surveys? Well here are 55 I guarantee you've never answered.

1. Is your second toe longer than your first?

Nope

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE a fountain pen. But I settle for the convenience of a gel pen. "You might be a writer if.....you test drive pens!"

3. Look at your planner for Sept 14, what were you doing?

As little as possible and eating liquids -- I was one week post-op.

4. What color are your toenails usually?

French pedi or au naturel

5. What was the last thing you highlighted?

Something clever that I need to learn/remember in my Dave Ramsey course.

6. What color are your bedroom curtains?

Green

7. What color are the seats in your car?

Grey

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?

Yes. Her name was Cookie.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?

A medical bill

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?

Can't say that I do.

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?

Hmmmm.....it escapes me. But then cash always does. *ba-dump-bump*

12. Whose is the last baby that you held?

My GrandBuddy...Desmond...my daughter's little boy.

13. Unlucky #?

Do I have one? Nobody told me!!

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?

uh---No.

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?

1996 Buick Roadmaster

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?

I'll take my gator fried and my hurricane non-alcoholic.

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?

Myself? 1987. But I've dropped the kids off since then. LOL

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?

Nope -- first house I've lived in in 25 years to NOT have any wallpaper in it.

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?

The wall to my left.

20. Last person to give you a business card?

A doctor, I guess.

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?

My church for tithes.

22. Closest framed picture to you?

Tootie and Bean -- my daughter and granddaughter, auntie and niece

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?

My hubby made chili dogs on Saturday.

24. Have you ever applied for welfare?

Not yet!

25. How many email accounts do you have?

Three that I use -- several that I don't.

26. Last time you received flowers?

Um....Mother's Day, I think.

27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?

Absolutely.

28. Do you play air guitar?

Nope....I know my limitations.

29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?

Yes

30. Do you take anything in your coffee?

I prefer my caffeine carbonated and over ice.

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?

One

32. What is/was your high school's rival mascot?

Gosh, I don't remember. The school was Baker....but I don't know what their mascot was!

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?

Tonya

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?

Does antibacterial soap count?

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?

Why bother...like I said, I know my limitations!

36. What color are the blinds in your living room?

off-white

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?

The ad for Hobby Lobby

39. What was the last pageant you attended?

Can't say I've ever attended one.

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?

Pizza Hut

41. Have you ever worn a crown?

Only in my imagination.

42. What is the last thing you stapled?

The budget

43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?

Nope

44. Are you ticklish?

Very much so.

45. Last time you saw fireworks?

July 4

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?

Right before they closed down the one on Bay Area Blvd....so like 18 months ago maybe?

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned it?

Ha! Good question. I don't remember!

48. Last time you parked under a carport?

At my daddy's, four years ago.

49. Do you have a black dog?

Nope

50 . Have you had your mid life crisis yet?

Since I've not yet acknowledged that I AM "mid-life", the answer is NO.

51. Are you an aunt or uncle?

Auntie

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?

My hubby -- or one of my kids that he gave them to.

53. Believe in Karma?

I can't, since I don't believe in reincarnation. I believe we should treat others as we would like to be treated. And I sometimes see people suffer through things they shouldn't have to. But I know God is the judge of us all and He will make it all right in the end.

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?

I'm thinking......er.....no.

55. Do you have a little black dress?

Well, in my case it would be a BIG black dress, but yes, I have several.

I forgot to add -- cut and paste and substitute your own answers!!!

1. Is your second toe longer than your first?

Yes

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?

I like wider retractible pens. Smooth writing is a must.

3. Look at your planner for Sept 14, what were you doing?

I was cleaning house and getting ready for my son's 9th birthday party.

4. What color are your toenails usually?

Clear..... except the one... a big toy jeep fell on yesterday, it's purple!

5. What was the last thing you highlighted?

A cross stitch chart. I highlight as I finish stitching.

6. What color are your bedroom curtains?

Ivory

7. What color are the seats in your car?

tan leather

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?

Yes, for about a week until my husband said, "It's me or the cat." I was out voted by the kids. I chose the cat...

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?

A medical bill

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?

Can't say that I do.

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?

For my flu shot, which I'm getting today.

12. Whose is the last baby that you held?

My old neighbor's daughter. She's now in preschool. I need to go hold a baby. BRB.....

13. Unlucky #?

I would guess 666.

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?

Never tried it. Doesn't sound good though.

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?

1998 White Chevy Lumina

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?

Definately Detroit Red Wings!!!!

17. Last time you went to Six Flags?

1980s I'd guess

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?

Yes, my sons are 9 and 12 and they have pink and blue hearts on their wallpaper. Yeah, I know, time for a change! Hee hee

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?

The envelope with my Lap band medical records in it. Waiting for me to find a new doc.

20. Last person to give you a business card?

The Tastefully Simple gal at church.

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?

The Rec Center for a table at an upcoming craft show.

22. Closest framed picture to you?

A collage of my sons when they were younger.

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?

It's been too long to remember.

24. Have you ever applied for welfare?

Yes, they said I didn't make enough money. Seriously!

25. How many email accounts do you have?

Just one.

26. Last time you received flowers?

About 5 weeks ago, after my Lap Band. They were from my son's school.

27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?

Yes, otherwise the parts don't fit.

28. Do you play air guitar?

No

29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?

Yes twice, the second time I said yes.

30. Do you take anything in your coffee?

sweetener

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?

No, I have lots of Precious Moments though.

32. What is/was your high school's rival mascot?

I don't remember. The school was Regina....but I don't know what their mascot was!

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?

Cathy

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?

Last time I was at my son's school. I sanitize as soon as I get in the car.

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?

Sounds like fun

36. What color are the blinds in your living room?

off-white

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?

Garage sale classifieds

39. What was the last pageant you attended?

Can't say I've ever attended one.

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?

Hungry Howies

41. Have you ever worn a crown?

Yes, a foam one, as a joke because my sister was calling me Princess!

42. What is the last thing you stapled?

My son's homework papers.

43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?

Nope

44. Are you ticklish?

No, some people hate to have their feet touched. I love it.

45. Last time you saw fireworks?

July 4

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?

Years ago.

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned it?

My friend Debbie.

48. Last time you parked under a carport?

16 years ago, at the apartment.

49. Do you have a black dog?

Nope, again, would have to get rid of the husband first. Very tempting.

50 . Have you had your mid life crisis yet?

NO.

51. Are you an aunt or uncle?

Auntie

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?

A priest I knew 20 years ago.

53. Believe in Karma?

Not sure.

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?

Who?

55. Do you have a little black dress?

No

1. Is your second toe longer than your first?

Not yet.

2. Do you have a favorite type of pen?

Not really. One that writes could be considered my favorite I guess.

3. Look at your planner for Sept 14, what were you doing?

Went to work.

4. What color are your toenails usually?

Depends on the season. I'm a pedi-holic - religiously getting a spa pedicure weekly for about 8 years. In the summer I do French exclusively, fall I like darker colors.

5. What was the last thing you highlighted?

My hair.

6. What color are your bedroom curtains?

coffee (a/k/a brown)

7. What color are the seats in your car?

Grey

8. Have you ever had a black and white cat?

NO. I am not a cat person.

9. What is the last thing you put a stamp on?

A thank you note.

10. Do you know anyone who lives in Wyoming?

Not yet.

11. Why did you withdraw cash from the ATM the last time?

traveling to Arkansas to see my grandmother

12. Whose is the last baby that you held?

My brother's son Nathan.

13. Unlucky #?

Not sure I have one.

14. Do you like Cinnamon toothpaste?

Used to but got tired of it.

15. What kind of car were you driving 2 years ago?

2005 Toyota Matrix

16. Pick one: Miami Hurricanes or Florida Gators?

Can't really care about either one. I'm a HOG FAN & a COWBOYS FAN. Boo on all the others.

17. Last time you went to Six Flags? Memorial Day 2004

18. Do you have any wallpaper in your house?

NOT ANYMORE!!! YAY!! We bought the house in March 06 and it was circa 1982 throughout! I have finally and at much expense finished updating the whole thing to 2007. It's awesome!

19. Closest thing to you that is yellow?

A post-it note.

20. Last person to give you a business card?

My husband.

21. Who is the last person you wrote a check to?

I bought a 2007 Suburban on Saturday, so I guess that was the last time.

22. Closest framed picture to you?

Ben Crenshaw winning the Masters, getting a hug from my friend Carl, his caddy.

23. Last time you had someone cook for you?

When I was still living at home with my mother, 1989.

24. Have you ever applied for welfare?

Not yet!

25. How many email accounts do you have?

Two, work & personal.

26. Last time you received flowers?

Day of my surgery - August 30th

27. Do you think the sanctity of marriage is meant for only a man & woman?

I can't say. I'm not one to judge what sanctity means.

28. Do you play air guitar?

I try very hard not to EVER play "AIR" anything.

29. Has anyone ever proposed to you?

Three times...I accepted twice, should have only accepted once.

30. Do you take anything in your coffee?

Fat Free Half & Half / Splenda

31. Do you have any Willow Tree figurines?

Can't say that I do.

32. What is/was your high school's rival mascot?

My high school was an all-girls Catholic convent school - our biggest rival was Sister Richard Mary.

33. Last person you spoke to from high school?

Scarlett

34. Last time you used hand sanitizer?

When I was visiting my grandmother last weekend.

35. Would you like to learn to play the drums?

No...I would have to set up a big drum set in my house, which would be a constant nuisance with three kids and three dogs...no I really would not like to do that.

36. What color are the blinds in your living room?

They are mahogany wood.

38. Last thing you read in the newspaper?

About Dallas City Hall and the indictments of the crooked city councilmen.

39. What was the last pageant you attended?

1982 Cinderella Miss - State Pageant in Texarkana Texas where I took 4th place, even though I had a huge fever blister on my upper lip. I was 11 years old. That type of thing is very much out of style now but back then it was awesome! (Til I turned 12, then I completely lost interest!)

40. What is the last place you bought pizza from?

Pizza Hut

41. Have you ever worn a crown?

OH YES - I was the reining Cinderalla Miss from Jacksonville Arkansas in 1982 and State Cinderella Miss 4th runner up. (I had a crown for both - recently my children played with them and destroyed the rickety little things)

42. What is the last thing you stapled?

My daughter's home work.

43. Did you ever drink clear Pepsi?

Didn't know there ever was such a thing.

44. Are you ticklish?

I know I used to be, haven't been tickled in several years.

45. Last time you saw fireworks?

Plano Balloon Festival - a few weekends back

46. Last time you had a Krispy Kreme doughnut?

YEARS ago.

47. Who is the last person that left you a message & you actually returned it?

I wouldn't know because I never check my messages. EVER.

48. Last time you parked under a carport?

I can't say that I ever have.

49. Do you have a black dog?

No, but I did. She was a black cocker spaniel named Sable. We got her when I was in 10th grade (1987) and she died about 5 years ago.

50 . Have you had your mid life crisis yet?

I'm 36. I HOPE NOT!

51. Are you an aunt or uncle?

Yes, I'm an aunt to Anna Claire (6) and Nathan James (2)

52. Who has the prettiest eyes that you know of?

My daughter.

53. Believe in Karma?

I don't know exactly, but I do know what comes around goes around.

54. Do you remember Ugly Kid Joe?

Who? I remember an ugly red headed kid named Danny.

55. Do you have a little black dress?

Not yet. But I'm working on it.