This could be a fun thread. Here's my start.

You might be a WLS patient when you wash two days worth of dishes using a bowl as your wash pan. ????

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When you've thrown out most of your underwear, because when you are sleeping, gas isn't always gas!! lol

When you butt is boney and your feet are cold!

OMG so I'm not the only one with cold feet????? Lol

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Getting your favorite jeans for Christmas. Telling people a size too small so they fit when you actually get them. Then frowning when they fit because you realize in a month they won't anymore

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can so relate to this.

I would add going shopping and always buying things too tight so you will have something that fits in a month. I bought a size 12 dress at Ann Taylor last week! It fits...just.

When you've thrown out most of your underwear, because when you are sleeping, gas isn't always gas!! lol

This is why I love my rectum. It has the am a ability to distinguish between a solid and a gas. I appreciate my rectums excellent decision making skills as the only time that it has failed me is when I was sick.

When you've thrown out most of your underwear, because when you are sleeping, gas isn't always gas!! lol

This is why I love my rectum. It has the am a ability to distinguish between a solid and a gas. I appreciate my rectums excellent decision making skills as the only time that it has failed me is when I was sick.

Amazing ability. Dang phone...

When you've thrown out most of your underwear, because when you are sleeping, gas isn't always gas!! lol

Oh SO TRUE!!!! At least we get to buy new ones!!

When you are a lady and your wardrobe consists of leggings and oversized shirts with belts or dresses with belts because your pants no longer fit.

And another: when your tailbone KILLS you after sitting for a while. Ouch!

When you become a connoisseur of cold food that started out warm...

Food is supposed to be warm?

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When your refrigerator has more to go boxes than anything else.

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When you buy 3 month supply of premier Protein every time it goes on sale. (Next sale starts January 5th)

When your friends no longer freak out about your portions - only have a Protein shake or 2 oz meat and some cheese for dinner.

You can pull your skin so far away from your collar bone or face that it really freak out your friends.

When you don't know if you're hungry, full or have gas.

When your refrigerator has more to go boxes than anything else.

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THIS. I had never used a Togo box in my life until after surgery!

Katy W- Louisburg, NC

Lapband revision to VSG with DS

HW- 297

Weight at Surgery-279

CW- will update at two week appt

When your refrigerator has more to go boxes than anything else.

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Yes, mine sure does!!! I have a 1/4 of a sandwich in the fridge, hubby just ate my leftover Soup from Subway and I

have a Lentil soup that I made. I just wanted to try it. Hubby doesn't like it.

When the Center for Disease Control declares your gas a biological weapon.

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When you think you are constipated and take laxatives and only get gas, because you haven't eaten anything in 5 days.

(And yes, I'm in the hospital because of stricture)

Nilla