This could be a fun thread. Here's my start.

You might be a WLS patient when you wash two days worth of dishes using a bowl as your wash pan. ????

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Your dog is getting to be very overweight because you now have scraps left over from dinner.

When you think you are constipated and take laxatives and only get gas, because you haven't eaten anything in 5 days.

(And yes, I'm in the hospital because of stricture)

Nilla

Yikes. I hope that you are ok.

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If your fridge looks like this:




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Edited December 31, 20169 yr by The New Kel

You get jealous of people eating and drinking Water, at the same time!

This is something I'm wondering ...

Do I will feel thirsty forever after the sleeve?

After we Will drink again like normal people?

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Well you won't ever be able to throw back a bottle of Water in 1 minute... or drink while eating... but the further out from surgery you get the easier it is to drink water. It took me 15 minutes in the hospital to drink an ounce of water, but today I can drink almost like normal and don't feel thirsty. BUT you do need to make an effort to drink throughout the day because like I said, you can't just throw back a glass or two.

You get jealous of people eating and drinking water, at the same time!

This is something I'm wondering ...
Do I will feel thirsty forever after the sleeve?
After we Will drink again like normal people?


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@StillJill yes m'am I will, thanks for your advises

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dinner out? Three meals!!!

Your dog is getting to be very overweight because you now have scraps left over from dinner.

And your fiance. Any suggestions. I love him, but worried he's finding what I loose.

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Your dog is getting to be very overweight because you now have scraps left over from dinner.

And your fiance. Any suggestions. I love him, but worried he's finding what I loose.

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Cook smaller portions so there is only enough for supper or take the leftovers and put them in storage containers in the freezer for either a quick supper when you are running late one day or smaller portions for lunch.

When you've thrown out most of your underwear, because when you are sleeping, gas isn't always gas!! lol

Well I've just started this journey and am still Pre-Op but you've certainly just terrified me.

I'm commando all the time, gym shorts for sleeping and those are not cheap >.>

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You might be pre-op WLS if you look around and all friends and co-workers have the Facebook app open and you've got the Bariatric-Pal app open doing research and reading stories.

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When the sight disabled guy who owns the store in your building says, "You look tired and drawn out."

True story, the almost blind and told me that. I was floored and didn't know how to respond.

Edited January 4, 20179 yr by Redmaxx

When waitresses glare at your comments that you don't need a beverage.

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When waitresses glare at your comments that you don't need a beverage.

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I just order Water and avoid the glare.

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When waitresses glare at your comments that you don't need a beverage.

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I just order Water and avoid the glare.

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Sometimes I do if they are very insistent most times they just look like you're crazy

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When you make your husband order the desserts you want so you can live vicariously through him. Or when you make your husband order the meals you want because it doesn't make sense to order your own because you'll only eat a few bites

Really can it ever be possible that me, myself or I will only be able to eat only a few bites of anything let alone dessert??

I am learning to eat protein and I watch the show " my 600 lb life ", I am paying very close attention to everything they do like what they eat on the 800 calorie diet and no snacking at all. Only three meals a day and that's it.I know it's gonna be a long journey but I have to do this. I'm 4'11" and I weighed 238, I have gotten down to 210 and I just started buying some chicken drumsticks that I can prepare by baking. I usually only eat white meat but it gets too dry for me to eat .I'm still pre op I have gotten all the tests done I only have three more nutritionist classes, may last one is in March, so my surgery will probably be in April or May. I can't wait til I can actually eat something and feel full instead of my crazy overeating of everything. I am a work in progress.