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@@siera63

I think the English call it Codpiece ..... man's cup :D

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@@LipstickLady

Blame the English, not Aussies ...... LOL :D

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@@siera63

I think the English call it Codpiece ..... man's cup :D

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Oh dear. I think you just turned me into a lezzzbean.

Avert yer eyes and allow me to bring you back.............

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Avert yer eyes and allow me to bring you back.............

We'd actually make a great couple. Our grocery budget would be nil, you'd cook, I'd watch you clean, I'd be be bossy and you'd like it.

SOLD!

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Avert yer eyes and allow me to bring you back.............

We'd actually make a great couple. Our grocery budget would be nil, you'd cook, I'd watch you clean, I'd be be bossy and you'd like it.

SOLD!

Werks for me.

The only real piece of bidness we have to hash out is who's side of the bed is whose.................

And........yes...........I can be motivated to clean like a mofo.

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@@Dub

Can you split yourself into Two, and come to Australia and live with me also ?

Or, do you have a brother?

I have handcuffs and a whip, and I love a man who cooks and cleans!

:D :D :D

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My side is on top. DUH!

Okay.......I'm slow.....but not Rain Man slow........

Middle is the best.......for each of us.

It will be my hope that all your Annie Oakley cowgirl fantasies will come to fruition............and my missionary work will well timed and on point.

@@Dub

Can you split yourself into Two, and come to Australia and live with me also ?

Or, do you have a brother?

I have handcuffs and a whip, and I love a man who cooks and cleans!

:D :D :D

I hope to soon be split in two......or at least half the man I once was.

Handcuffs.....okay, I'll bite. Seriously not into whips and ropes........will cook & clean and do parlor tricks............I just need a comfy pillow and a place to stretch out on when the sun goes down and my werk is done.

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Definitely very comfy king size bed with very comfy pillows for you Dub. OK, the whip will not be used :)

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Definitely very comfy king size bed with very comfy pillows for you Dub. OK, the whip will not be used :)

If dub is crazy enough to turn down a good time... My wife has a 4 year in psychology with an emphasis on abnormal sexualality. I swear that I'm her thesis paper!

Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me! :)

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