How come hot dogs are packaged 10 to a container but how dog buns are packaged 8 in a bag?

Enquiring minds would like to know.

(No, I don't want a scientific response for an answer. This was only meant as a joke.

Just post a silly rant here. No need to cause a controversy, just something we all can share a laugh about.)

My rant for today.....Why as women do we have to lose our boobs as we lose weight? It's bad enough that I noticed those being the first to go, but I swear I came close to cutting a nipple while shaving my legs this morning. Anyone else? No? Ok never mind then.

On a serious note.....If my boobs touch the floor before my hands, can I count that as a toe touch?!?!?

I don't have that problem of almost cutting it off whilst shaving... i just throw each one over my shoulder... problem solved hehehe

if the teenagers would just text me when they use the last bit of something I wouldn't have to turn into a raging madwoman when I discover the empty container still in the cupboard or fridge....................

LMBO that and this...I tell them to text me a grocery list, and they send me 50 items but they send them 2 by 2. Can they not just send 1 with everything, not send as they think of it? My phone is going off all day at work. Geesh

OMG I am in tears over here!!!

Hehehe!!!! You mean you haven't found a recipe that calls for a thimbleful of milk, a splash of orange juice or a microscopic dab of Peanut Butter either?

Good it seems I'm not alone!

Ahhhhhh kids. Maybe husbands too. .

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Edited June 2, 201610 yr by M!@

My rant for today.....Why as women do we have to lose our boobs as we lose weight? It's bad enough that I noticed those being the first to go, but I swear I came close to cutting a nipple while shaving my legs this morning. Anyone else? No? Ok never mind then.

On a serious note.....If my boobs touch the floor before my hands, can I count that as a toe touch?!?!?

Lmao I just almost peed my pants!!!

What about these people at the grocery store having a loooooong conversation on their phones, blocking the entire aisle. I suspect these are the same jerks that are literally crawling at a snail's pace through the mall because they are looking at their phones and running into people. Sit on a bench and check your email already!! I'm trying to get my shop on over here.

People on their phones talking or texting at the top of the staircase heading into the subway so they don't lose service and thusly, their connection. So...I have to get around you??

You're supposed to give them a jab in the back so that they tumble down the stairs; much faster than stepping aside. Immediately upon jabbing, look up to appreciate the beauty of the Chrysler Bldg. Now proceed on your way.

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If you're a cab driver, you're supposed to know your way around. Don't mess with the idiot GPS buttons, especially when my destination is a numbered intersection. You're supposed to know your way around, damn it. Don't waste my time. I'll give directions, anything to avoid the idiot GPS, but in such case, I'll tip myself.

Edited June 2, 201610 yr by WLSResources/ClothingExch

I hate when i'm inline at the checkout and people that are behind me are so close to me that they are breathing on my neck. ????????

Bathroom stall doors that open inward...Grinds my gears!

The man who drives the Maserati in front of me everyday on my way to work who drives no more than 19 miles an hour in a 25 mile an hour zone. 25 miles an hour is slow! Get a yugo instead! Goooooooooooooo

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People! Specifically stupid, rude, self-absorbed people. Like those who run into other stupid, rude, self-absorbed people they know. Naturally they then decide to take over somewhere relatively confined (aisle, entrance, hallway, road, whatever) to exchange their stupidity while being rude to everyone around them because they're too self-absorbed to realize they're IN THE F*CKING WAY!!! Stop forcing everyone else to take an alternate aisle/walk around you/clear their throat/honk just so you can catch up with someone you probably just saw yesterday! Take it somewhere more appropriate, you a$$holes!

People who are filling up at the gas/petrol station and once they have paid, sit in their cars sorting out their wallets, handbags, make up-anything that they shouldn't be doing, whilst there is a f*#^€$£ queue of cars waiting behind them to fill up! Jeez. Also, drivers who fill up, see the queue behind them but go to pay and have a browse through the shelves, get a coffee, make a call, have a chat with the cashier about the price of plums before sauntering back to their vehicle to then do all of the things I first mentioned in this post. Eedgits! I want to get out of my car and rip the shit out of them but they would probably not even hear me as they're probably carrying on a conversation on their phone!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................

People who make a printout or copy and when they go to retrieve it, find the copier jammed and instead of following the onscreen instructions how to remove the piece of paper (or at the very least tell someone who may be able to clear it) they just walk away.

What do they think, that the copier fairies come out at night when everyone goes home and clear out the paper jam?

Why do ppl stop in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store and hold a full on conversation...

Can you please move to one side and carry on your conversation thank you..

Myree

This thread made my day!! I wish I was even half as witty and clever as you all! Thank you! I haven't LOL'd like that in a while! Keep posting!

What the buggers won't do to avoid having to "deal" with the empty. Sadly does not improve with the 20s....

if the teenagers would just text me when they use the last bit of something I wouldn't have to turn into a raging madwoman when I discover the empty container still in the cupboard or fridge....................

Hehehe!!!! You mean you haven't found a recipe that calls for a thimbleful of milk, a splash of orange juice or a microscopic dab of Peanut Butter either?

Good it seems I'm not alone!

Ahhhhhh kids. Maybe husbands too. .

. . .

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