How come hot dogs are packaged 10 to a container but how dog buns are packaged 8 in a bag?

Enquiring minds would like to know.

(No, I don't want a scientific response for an answer. This was only meant as a joke.

Just post a silly rant here. No need to cause a controversy, just something we all can share a laugh about.)

People who bring young children to movies and expect them to be quiet/sleep through the Fast & Furious~~~~

or the idiots who talk LOUD or get on their phones during the movie.

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I call them movie duds. I can't seem to ever go to the movies without some a**hole sitting right behind me and talking though the whole thing.

Why do I want to pay for a movie and listen to a stranger's narration? I figured out the dog is going to die too, I don't need you to tell me. Sometimes I think I'm not going out in public anymore.

How about people who wait on a long line, who have a few minutes to decide what they want to order from the counter but wait until they get to the counter to first read the menu.

"I'll have the.....ummmmmm........ahhhhhhhh........hmmmmmm..."

Lady or Sir, this is not a decision on whether you should have the experimental, high risk surgery to save your life, it is a decision over a friggin' hamburger, chicken sandwich or whatever!

I would like to get home with the food for my family before they report me as missing and my photo ends up on the side of a milk container!

Edited June 3, 201610 yr by 4MRB4PHOTO

Can I just rant about stupid people in general? Particularly in the workplace?

Why can't you read and understand an email? If the email says to schedule a monthly meeting in place of a weekly meeting, cancel the original meeting and make a new monthly one! If I remind you that I sent you an email with information you need, search your inbox for it instead of telling me you didn't get it! C'mon - I know you got it. And speaking of email, what's with people not responding to email? When I've sent my coworkers 3+ "follow up" emails over the span of a month and haven't received a single reply - THAT'S JUST RUDE.

/rant (for now)

My email rant is people who send an email and then call you to go over the content. Or when I send them an email, call me to have me tell them what it said. And then the meeting to prepare for the meetings, with the meetings to discuss the meetings.

Yeah, I should go home now.

My goodness, @@LipstickLady - you have so many rants!

Thank you for saying what the rest of us want to.

I'm just getting warmed up.

If you can't say something nice about someone, come sit by me!

And my rant for today is doctor's offices who call to re-schedule (and mind you this is trying to meet the insurance requirements for surgery, so there's a time pressure) the morning of the appointment, but charge you if you cancel without 24 hours notice - and THEN keep you waiting 45 minutes before you're seen. I won't even go into the fact the doctor today had nothing to offer.

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Edited June 3, 201610 yr by melbell2222

The ignoramus at work who brings some damn sandwich or whatever LOADED with raw onions. It REEKS and permeates the entire floor.

And the equally rude bozo who microwaves FISH at WORK.

JustWatchMe

And my kids who leave one square of toilet paper on the roll and I don't notice until it's too late. The linen closet with spare rolls is in the hall. Not fun.

JustWatchMe

- People who walk slowly in zig zag motions when in a a crowd.. therefore you can not overtake them.

- Mothers with prams... who think they own the shopping isle... by keeping their pram diagonal so noone who can get through.

- Parents with bratty kids who let them run wild in inappropriate situations.

- drivers who overtake you dangerously and then slow down and drive really slow grrr

- People who take up two seats in the train (just cause they are comfortable that way)

- People who do not get up for the elderly or disabled

- when you are parked and the person waiting for you parks so close to you that you can't get out..

- People in the shipping checkout who wait for their 50 items to be scanned without taking out their wallet and then spend 5 minutes looking for their wallet

I could be here all day lol I'm becoming so grumpy in my old age lol

I call them movie duds. I can't seem to ever go to the movies without some a**hole sitting right behind me and talking though the whole thing.

I remember when they were called milk duds.

I call them movie duds. I can't seem to ever go to the movies without some a**hole sitting right behind me and talking though the whole thing.

I remember when they were called milk duds.

I love Milk Duds! Lol

My wonderful bed has clean sheets, tucked in snugly, and the blankets are all in place and smooth. Then my husband gets in and kicks around to loosen the sheets so he doesn't feel so confined.

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Only I am the one that loosens the cover and my husband complains.

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I love every single one of you people. I had no idea that the smartest, funniest people in the world were all morbidly obese and then had weight loss surgery.

P.S. I admit I did have to google Candace Cameron Bure.

P.P.S. @@Cervidae ... your clickbait rant made me fall in love with you, and I don't even swing that way.

I wish I didn't know who she was. But I seem to see her all the time now on tv and stories on the Internet. I hated that stupid show Full House and now it's making a comeback! Noooo!

It's difficult to see a Hallmark movie without her playing one of the characters.

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How come food packages appear to remain the same size, the weight of the contents decreases, the price goes up, and we still gain weight?

that doesn't seem right, does it?