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I've been selling candy bars at work for a while for a fundraiser for my daughter's field trip. They really haven't tempted me at all. Until today.

Today the doctor was out of town, so there were no patients and few phone calls. Mid-afternoon, I was bored. That used to be a trigger to eat.

So here's how this conversation went down:

Me: Mannn, I just really want to lick that chocolate bar.

Girl#1: Yanno, I used to lick stuff and spit it out, it's not as good as when you swallow it.

Girl#2 (who couldn't stop giggling): Yeah, it's never as good if you just lick it and don't swallow it.

Girl#3: Y'all are GROSS!

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LOL!

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hehe XD dirty innuendos, along with fart jokes/noises will never NOT be funny!

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here's how conversation went

@@Sharon1964

would have loved to have been part of that conversation

popsicle licks are great too ;)

keep those conversations coming

shaking my finger at you, naughty, naughty!!! LOL

97 lbs down!!!

great weight loss

kathy

congrats

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97 lbs down!!!

great weight loss

kathy

congrats

I know, right??? I'm so close to 100 down I can taste it, and it does NOT taste like a chocolate bar!!! LOL!!!

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:lol: LOL!!! Love dirty minds!!!

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I am looking at the screen with this goofy lookin smile on my face. Thanks

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I am looking at the screen with this goofy lookin smile on my face. Thanks

I aim to please! :D

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I am looking at the screen with this goofy lookin smile on my face. Thanks

I aim to please! :D

Mission accomplished!!!

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