Just for funsies

1. "Now! How about now? Are you ready to go Now???" Especially if she was waiting on you to take over the kids before she started getting ready herself, cooking dinner or ANYTHING else for someone other then herself before hand.

2. (after weight loss) "You looks SO amazing now!" (one if these words does not belong)

3. (post surgery for her) "OMG what happened to you boobs?" or "OMG, look at that lady's boobs, are those REAL?!"

4. (post surgery for him) "This lady keeps flirting with me at work, but I keep telling her she's not my type!"

Just a little note for the guys. Ladies feel free to add to the list. :-D

"Hey, your a$$ is getting smaller!" in such a manner that it's not really a comment but more of a testament to how big your a$$ was pre-op!

"Am I getting smaller, or are you getting bigger?"

"Am I getting smaller, or are you getting bigger?"

Lol!