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I wanna take this band out and choke the hell out of my husband. Did he really just come in here with a plate of food? I haven't eaten in 8 days. #rude

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lol, smash the food in his face!

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Lol. I was just the opposite. I felt so guilty that my husband was sneaking around eating that I told him to bring it out in the open. He'd been so paranoid about his 30 lbs excess weight that I was afraid while I was losing, he'd actually gain. End results, I'm losing and he's lost 27 of his 30 lbs by trying to eat like I do. We both win.

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Walk away girl. Walk away. :wacko:

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All of you just made me lol! He had been doing great by eating downstairs but he somehow just lost his mind.

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That is funny and for some reason in my head I can hear you!!! You will show him! Right now I really want something with a crunch! I chew it and spit it out.....promise.

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My husband ordered pizza on like day 5 post op. I thought I was going to pass out and/or drown in all my drool! I had told him it was ok...I figured I wasn't hungry, so I wouldn't care. That's when I truly realized my emotional attachment to food--I wanted it so badly I thought I was going to cry!

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Tell him don't start nothing won't be nothing , then tell him your gonna lose your mind up in here up in here and if that doesn't work look and keep staring at him then ask him how it feels and tell him that;s how you feel when he walks in with fast food or things you can't have right now lol , I told my doc I wanted to bite him and everybody's head or whatever off at the beginning post op if I didn't get some substance in me , then sugar free popsicles and mashed potato's saved them lol.

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This made me giggle at work! Thanks for the laugh :)

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