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Zombie Apocalypse… with sleeve?

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Kristina J.    581

Kristina J.
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Don't have to worry, cause brains is slider food!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Let me eat your brainnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!"

This is very true... if we become zombies, we'd just be a bunch of fat zombies... which means we'd all just be fat bitter and angry zombies!! Otherwise known as, the worst kind.

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Momonanomo    534

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This is a great thread!!

I love you guys!!!!!!

:D

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alli_dino    14

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Thanks, I'm glad I'm not alone lol

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UEvrWndrY    60

UEvrWndrY
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It's so funny you started this thread! Today during my four hour nutritional class (right about hour three when I was bored and nodding off anyway) the presenter got to the part about taking Vitamin supplements for life and how vitamin deficiency could lead to death, yadda yadda, I thought to myself well I am screwed if we have a Zombie Apocalypse. Being the class clown I am I almost said it aloud but I looked around and realized I was probably the only one who knew what a Zombie Apocalypse was. I am glad I can now have other people who know why I chuckled to myself over it.

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Babysteppin    165

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Haha this thread has all the makings for a new reality tv show..."Doomsday Preppers: Sleever vs. Zombie Edition".

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alli_dino    14

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It's so funny you started this thread! Today during my four hour nutritional class (right about hour three when I was bored and nodding off anyway) the presenter got to the part about taking Vitamin supplements for life and how Vitamin deficiency could lead to death' date=' yadda yadda, I thought to myself well I am screwed if we have a Zombie Apocalypse. Being the class clown I am I almost said it aloud but I looked around and realized I was probably the only one who knew what a Zombie Apocalypse was. I am glad I can now have other people who know why I chuckled to myself over it.[/quote']

Amen, sister. I forgot about the supplements lol Ugh.

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Fallenangel2904    494

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I guess I'm not the only one who watches too much walking dead haha

Post op I think we all have a better chance of surviving. My pre op self so would have gotten eaten first lol. I think the sleeve is a good post apocalypse choice over RNY or the band- less chance of Vitamin deficiencies, no maintenance like with the band. I think we're good! :D

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Momonanomo    534

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I guess I'm not the only one who watches too much walking dead haha

Post op I think we all have a better chance of surviving. My pre op self so would have gotten eaten first lol. I think the sleeve is a good post apocalypse choice over RNY or the band- less chance of Vitamin deficiencies, no maintenance like with the band. I think we're good! :D

I completely agree!

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joatsaint    2,814

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Post op I think we all have a better chance of surviving. ... I think we're good! :D

I think we have our 1st zombie victim, she just broke the #1 rule - don't get cocky! :P

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joatsaint    2,814

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Wishing you guys were all here with me, watchin Zombie Land and getting thinner. :)

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Kristina J.    581

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Wishing you guys were all here with me' date=' watchin Zombie Land and getting thinner. <img src='http://www.bariatricpal.com/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/smile.png' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':)' />[/quote']

Hey! Us too!! That sounds awesome! Lol

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Babysteppin    165

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I guess I'm not the only one who watches too much walking dead haha

Post op I think we all have a better chance of surviving. My pre op self so would have gotten eaten first lol.

Now I'm daydreaming of the day I reach goal weight, and am fit enough to wield a badass samarai sword as mightily as Michonne...you know...should I feel the need.

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Kristina J.    581

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Now I'm daydreaming of the day I reach goal weight, and am fit enough to wield a badass samarai sword as mightily as Michonne...you know...should I feel the need.

I'm pretty sure, given a badass samurai sword, I could find a reason to wield it like a badass. Perhaps not a valid one. But I could find a reason. You bet your sleeved and soon to be sleeved butts!

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joatsaint    2,814

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I'm pretty sure, given a badass samurai sword, I could find a reason to wield it like a badass. Perhaps not a valid one. But I could find a reason. You bet your sleeved and soon to be sleeved butts!

I prefer to use my cat-like ninja skills.

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Kristina J.    581

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I prefer to use my cat-like ninja skills.

Lol that's only because you're post op and have cat like skills now!! I have bull in china shop skills!! Lol for now anyway... Hahaha

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. LeighaTR

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      On day 4 of the 2 week liquid pre-op diet. Surgery scheduled for June 11th.
      Soooo I am coming to a realization
      of something and I'm not sure what to do about it. For years the only thing I've enjoyed is eating. We rarely do anything or go anywhere and if we do it always includes food. Family comes over? Big family dinner! Go camping? Food! Take a short ride or trip? Food! Holiday? Food! Go out of town for a Dr appointment? Food! When we go to a new town we don't look for any attractions, we look for restaurants we haven't been to. Heck, I look forward to getting off work because that means it's almost supper time. Now that I'm drinking these pre-op shakes for breakfast, lunch, and supper I have nothing to look forward to.  And once I have surgery on June 11th it'll be more of the same shakes. Even after pureed stage, soft food stage, and finally regular food stage, it's going to be a drastic change for the rest of my life. I'm giving up the one thing that really brings me joy. Eating. How do you cope with that? What do you do to fill that void? Wow. Now I'm sad.
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      1. summerseeker

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        Life as a big person had limited my life to what I knew I could manage to do each day. That was eat. I hadn't anything else to look forward to. So my eating choices were the best I could dream up. I planned the cooking in managable lots in my head and filled my day with and around it.

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        BTW, the liquid diet sucks, one more day and you are over the worst. You can do it.

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