Anybody got any cool suggestion about a new tattoo to celebrate your weightloss? I need some ides. I've got some ideas of my own, but my wife says I can't get any tattoos of naked women.

Uh....diamond earrings and an iPad for 10 pounds? That's gonna get expensive real quick. But I can't talk' date=' I want to buy myself a Harley when I hit goal, but my wife reminded me she knows a good divorce lawyer.[/quote']

Lol! Well u see some rewards will be from me to myself and some will be from the fiancé. And listen to ur wife. Threats can be lethal lol

And at the rate I'm going 10 lbs is taking forever!! I have been stalled for 3 weeks

Im lookin at a full quarter sleeve koi fish. On the top of his head he will have a juggernaut symbol.

The Koi is for luck, fortune, and perseverance

Juggernaut symbol- the unstoppable force. no matter how many times i get knocked down i keep going

Since I am a Pisces, my next tattoo is going to be a Koi as well. I was thinking of getting two of them in a ying-yang position or wrapped around my ankle going to my foot.

My last tattoo will be an Ankh- symbol of life (or key of life..)

The tattoo artist I use is very animated and colorful. (Miya Bailey)

I have been planning my tattoo for when I get to onederland. I have not weighed under 200 pounds for 29 years, wow! I have decided on a butterfly(or more) to symbolize my metamorphosis and it needs to include the word, "onederland" not sure how but can't wait to get there!!

Butter

"wife reminded me she knows a good divorce lawyer!!:"

I don't know about that wife of yours? Who does she think she is???

first she says - no tattoos of naked ladies' date=' now protesting a harley

whats next, out with strip clubs too??

are you kidding me?????

there would be a line of sleevers trying to get into your "good graces"

have a great day [/quote']

She may be tough, but it keeps me honest. And she's been there for me through thick and thin (pun intended).

... my wife says I can't get any tattoos of naked women.

How about a naked MAN then?

How about the text "I used to weigh 401 pounds - ask me!"

How about a naked MAN then?

How about the text "I used to weigh 401 pounds - ask me!"

I might get sick of being asked.

I've been thinking about this too. I actually am thinking of getting the silhouette of a fat girl. No clothes or actual details just the black outline. Haven't decided as of yet. I have a while before my goal weight.

I might get sick of being asked.

About the naked man or the weight loss?

About the naked man or the weight loss?

Probably both.

OK here's one not to get....I worked in banking, the higher you get on the food chain the moe conservative it gets (we have a saying...."tattoo yourself unemployable"). So I was looking for a new assistant and got the resume of the goddess of assistants....I wanted to hire her over the phone but she was too good to be true so I met with her...

She comes in, with a low enough cut blouse I could see her entire tattoo...It was a snake, wrapped around her neck, the head, hissing with forked tongue ended on her cheek and the tail disappeared into her breasts. For the first time in my life I stared at a woman's breasts because I absolutely hate snakes! Tattooed herself unemployable...and back to the mail room she went. Silly girl.

That said, in a discrete place please, what about a snake that has just had it's meal recently? Fat lump in the middle....ie the old you and thin for the top two thirds of his coils???? Please remember your neck is not a "discrete place"

Or he could be coiled around a fat naked man LOL

I work in a chemical plant wearing long sleeve coveralls, so most of me is covered at work. Even if it wasn't, tattoos here are a non issue. I do massage on the side, and none of my clients (that I know of) are bothered by tattoos. If they were, I wouldn't want them anyway. I'm not dependent on that business to pay the bills. I also work on and build bicycles on the side, and for that business I think the tattoos are actually preferred.

How about a tatoo of your wife?

So the fat naked man with a snake wrapped around him is out?

And I've never had a masusse who didn't have a tat so I think it's preferred there. I will also admit...most masusses I've known are far more fun than staid old banker dudes LOL And...I can't spell masuse? massuse? no, can't do it....