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Disclaimer: This thread is full of non-lapband related stupidity and is in no way intended to represent the opinions of the LBT members, moderators, or owners. Reading this thread could cause a reduction in intelligence, diarrhea, stomach cramps, nausea, vision impairment, bloody noses, and in rare cases death.

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This thread is for those who need to blow off some "friendly" steam.

Grab a bottle of wine, a six pack of beer, your favorite form of relaxation and join us. This is strictly for tonight and anything said here stays here. You know, what happens in Vegas - stays in Vegas. This is NOT the place to bash others, it is a place to hang together and have a few laughs tonight. Lord knows we need a few laughs tonight!

Find a place to sit, get comfy and hang out.

*raises a glass* here's a toast to all those whose panties have been in a bunch today... may they find peace.. and loser panties! *drinks*

Oh, by the way.. those who are tempted to turn up their nose, criticize, or gripe.. um.. Get the hell out! *sweet smile* Someone pass the cheese.< /p>

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I brought my party clackers!!!!!!

LOL

Nana~

Okay I need to go make me a Drink BRB!

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Raises bottle of wine oops glass no bottle whatever and grabs a bag of cheetos and gallon of chocolate ice cream (no fancy ice cream just chocolate) and sings tone deaf songs. I LOVE JOSS STONE.

This song of hers is especially poignant for me.

Title: Right to be Wrong

Some of the lyrics

I've got a right to be wrong

My mistakes will make me strong

I'm stepping out into the great unknown

I'm feeling wings thou I've never flown

I've got a mind of my own

I'm flesh and blood to the bone

I'm not made of stone

Got a right to be wrong

So just leave me alone.

Don't you just love those lyrics?

Hitting the road tomorrow and won't be back till the 11th. Will check in when I can and read all the posts. I am sure it will be interesting.

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Carlos Rossini.. you are a friend of mine!

Carlos, you have no clackers but youre a mighty fine wine!

You've stood beside me thru rain or shine!

Those who don't like me can kiss my behine!

*snicker*

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Too funny!!!! :clap2: :clap2: :clap2: :clap2:

More encore encore!!!!

OK sad but true I have to leave this fun bunch to get my bags packed. SIGH!!

Raises a glass to all in salute of womenhood and (oh yeah menhood) the ever present struggle of weight loss and obesity.

Where is my man? Gotta hug him.

Later gater's.

Hey Funny if you check in here it is a darn shame you live in Tampa and not closer to Orlando area. I will be there the 4th through the 6th. Maybe next time.

TOODLES!!

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Got my drink, My hip is hurting pretty bad tonight dunno why :mad:

So I may dance a lil funny ;)

Nana~

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*looks at the bottom of the screen and laughs*

Think they are afraid of us? After today, I would be! LOL

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Well its only lunchtime Wednesday here and I STILL have to cut 500 words out of this blasted essay. Dang it makes me sound smart though. Too bad I dont even understand it myself.

I'll have a wine once the sun's over the yardarm though.

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