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lol, I sooooo...needed this laugh this morning. I love my friends and AJ you are the best.

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Roflmao!!!!!

One of my favorite songs of all time is, TUBE SNAKE BOOGIE by ZZ Top.

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Ladies, I thought guys could get nasty and talk dirty. Very funny topic, but still don't see what it has to do with weight loss surgery.

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His hair always looks a mess' date=' he stays next to an a*****e, his family is nuts, his best friends are ******* and his owner is always beating him.[/quote']

Well all right then! LMFAO!

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ROFLMAO at you too!

me too.... you guys are great

42 pages just because we all saw the word Penis.... lmao

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Roflmao!!!!!

One of my favorite songs of all time is, TUBE SNAKE BOOGIE by ZZ Top.

she won't do it .... but her sista will.....

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Ladies, I thought guys could get nasty and talk dirty. Very funny topic, but still don't see what it has to do with weight loss surgery.

because.... for the men... now that they have lost the weight they can see their "friend" again....

and for the woman.... now that we lost the weight we feel sexy again and want to see their "friend" again...and get re-acquainted.... lol

see how that works...

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making our group private

sending invites now...accept

im pissed... why did i not get invited....

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because.... for the men... now that they have lost the weight they can see their "friend" again....

and for the woman.... now that we lost the weight we feel sexy again and want to see their "friend" again...and get re-acquainted.... lol

see how that works...

god i knew i loves you

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Ladies, I thought guys could get nasty and talk dirty. Very funny topic, but still don't see what it has to do with weight loss surgery.

This is also the " LBT Rants and Raves" board. Here you are allowed to talk about anything.

We are debating!.lol

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im pissed... why did i not get invited....

Ya CG, Why didn't she get an invite???

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This is also the " LBT Rants and Raves" board. Here you are allowed to talk about anything.

We are debating!.lol

I just foumd this. Where have I been? A penis does not care what shape , size , or color or how many teeth you have. They only care about themselves. A woman cares about everything. She wants flowers, jewelry, the words I love you! That is the difference between a penis and a real woman.

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