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I'll have to take up jogging!lol

jogging......he;ll wait in hot tub for you

he will say he saw a woman chasing a princess with a gun and some chick with a leaf rake in hot pursuit

all the while deedee up on the porch shaking her ass............all while you are out jogging

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I'm here, but I'm about to watch my Saints play on Monday Night Football. One thing you need to know about me is I'm a FOOTBALL girl. At our house, fall is about football. I love NFL and College.

So I missed it. How was your appointment today PPPB?

down 7 for total of 80

i was spazzig....not bc i dont do well but bc mother nature decided to visit

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He'll handle you more than ever!!!!!

no work will ever get done........

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down 7 for total of 80

i was spazzig....not bc i dont do well but bc mother nature decided to visit

And when she says spazzig, she wasn't joking!

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no work will ever get done........

Doesn't get done now. To busy chatting with my b*****s.

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mad and other b's

hub was reading me saying he'd pay cash to see aj and banjo running me down with her hunting gun

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mine is still messing with his phone and asking me what is this and that

i can just barely text.......

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80 lbs!!!!

You rock sista friend.

: )

thank you my sistah b***h

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am gonna try and find out if we can do a private group/thread complete with password tomorrow...

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girls............here is a song for you today....give it a listen.....

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Watching husband fold his laundry while I'm hanging with you guys.

Life is good. I did yard work' date=' so he said he'd fold.

Give and take![/quote']

You got him trained well!

You been giving him treats??

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mine is still messing with his phone and asking me what is this and that

i can just barely text.......

Throw the owners manual at him and tell him you're busy with your b*****s.

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