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xsentrick

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xsentrick    194

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My daughter was spinning with her plastic doll. I was walking and she lost her footing and she spin right into me spinning said doll right into my groin.....That was an hour ago and my stomach is still cramping! She came up to me right after and said I sowwy dada. All is forgiven, but I think she knocked my band up into my esophagus...lol!

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LeeB1946    261

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So you doc and don't be shy about telling him what happened. Accidents will happen.

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LeeB1946    261

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I should have said see your doc. My typing is awful today.

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Alivami@12    46

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While @ universal Orlando I went on the Jurassic park ride 3x's and my ovaries were in my throat. I feel your pain. If it persists call dr. That happened to my ex & it wasn't good. But have faith.

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txsonicguy    262

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Too bad you weren't filming it. Those clips always make Americas Funniest Home Videos.

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