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Just click on the link and fill out the blanks. Then copy and paste your letter here. I am still laughing at mine. OUCH! LOL!! OUCH!! LOL!! Hurts my belly to laugh but this is too much fun.

Here is the link: Dear Santa

Here is my letter:

Santa Clause

North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Ann's Office party. It was Lisa who spiked the punch with too much Apple Martini. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Celion Dion Notes.

I thought it was funny when I put Christina's Bra on my head and danced the Samba on the Sofa while singing `That's What Christmas is to me'. I didn't mean to break Ann's Ipod and don't know why Ann would accuse me of murder.

I don't remember calling Steve's wife a shitty pig---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and red lipstick!

And when I threw up on Bea's husband's leg, it was only because I ate too much of that Cheetos.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Chrysler 300 through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a bold dog and have me arrested for prostitution! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all heavy and gorgeous. And I'm really not to blame for any of this beautiful stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and was yours,

Penni (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 3 bucks!</B>

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And My letter

Dear Santa,

I have been a good Girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Suzanne's Office party. It was Steve who spiked the punch with too much Water. I can't help it if I drank 26 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like peppermint.

I thought it was funny when I put Vanessa's Sweater on my head and danced the Conga on the Sofa while singing `Boot Scoot and Boogie'. I didn't mean to break Suzanne's Vibrator and don't know why Suzanne would accuse me of Adultory.

I don't remember calling Steven's wife a Pretty Cow---even though she looked like one with Brown eye shadow and Blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Kim's husband's Arm, it was only because I ate too much of that French Fries.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Avalanche through my neighbor's Attic. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fat Cat and have me arrested for Shoplifting! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all orange and thin. And I'm really not to blame for any of this tall stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and that yours,

Alexandra (Really a nice Girl!) P.S. It's only 110995 bucks!</B>

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Santa Clause

North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Clark's Office party. It was Traci who spiked the punch with too much egg nogg. I can't help it if I drank 42 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pine.

I thought it was funny when I put Ryan's panties on my head and danced the tango on the sofa while singing `Los'. I didn't mean to break Clark's PDA and don't know why Clark would accuse me of murder.

I don't remember calling Clark's wife a sticky cow---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Jean's husband's elbow, it was only because I ate too much of that Soup.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my snow cat through my neighbor's entryway. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a hot dog and have me arrested for battery! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all wet and sweet. And I'm really not to blame for any of this sticky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,

Crystal (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 12 bucks!

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Santa Clause

North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Brian's Office party. It was Felicia who spiked the punch with too much Tea. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like pumpkin pie.

I thought it was funny when I put Felicia's shirt on my head and danced the two step on the coffee table while singing `little drummer boy'. I didn't mean to break Brian's television and don't know why Brian would accuse me of murder.

I don't remember calling Alan's wife a funny pig---even though she looked like one with green eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Nickie's husband's arm, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my lexus through my neighbor's bathroom. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a colorful shark and have me arrested for drinking while driving! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all silly and smart. And I'm really not to blame for any of this stinky stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and slowly yours,

Jen (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 8 bucks!</B>

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Santa Clause

North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good GIRL.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at MARILYN's Office party. It was DONNA who spiked the punch with too much TEQUILA. I can't help it if I drank 58 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like SKUNK.

I thought it was funny when I put JACK's CROTCHLESS PANTIES on my head and danced the MASHED POTATOES on the CHAISE while singing `BLUE HAWAII'. I didn't mean to break MARILYN's SHAVER and don't know why MARILYN would accuse me of SLANDER.

I don't remember calling MARTY's wife a SHITFACED ROOSTER---even though she looked like one with PURPLE eye shadow and GOLD lipstick!

And when I threw up on PENNY's husband's CROTCH, it was only because I ate too much of that banana.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my GRAND CHEROKEE through my neighbor's CHIMNEY. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a SLIMEY ARMADILLO and have me arrested for PIMPING! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all SLUTTY and FAST. And I'm really not to blame for any of this STINKY stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and JUMPING yours,

SANDYBELLS (Really a nice GIRL!) P.S. It's only 7 bucks!</B>

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Santa Clause

North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Betty's Office party. It was Zan who spiked the punch with too much Fuzzy Navel. I can't help it if I drank 47 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Cinnamon.

I thought it was funny when I put Pat's Red Hat on my head and danced the Tango on the Table while singing `Santa Baby'. I didn't mean to break Betty's LapTop and don't know why Betty would accuse me of kidnapping.

I don't remember calling Big Paul's wife a reckless goat---even though she looked like one with purple eye shadow and silver lipstick!

And when I threw up on Eileen's husband's toe, it was only because I ate too much of that fruitcake.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my mountain bike through my neighbor's window. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a dancing turtle and have me arrested for loitering! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all tattooed and huge. And I'm really not to blame for any of this green stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and boldly yours,

Irene (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 97 bucks!

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Awe right here is my letter! LOL!

Santa Clause

North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at Debbie's Office party. It was Tracy who spiked the punch with too much slow gin fizz. I can't help it if I drank 7 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like chocolate Cookies baking.

I thought it was funny when I put burt's sweater on my head and danced the moon dance on the couch while singing `Jingle Bell Rock'. I didn't mean to break Debbie's DVD player and don't know why Debbie would accuse me of burglary.

I don't remember calling Doug's wife a sexy cow---even though she looked like one with red eye shadow and blue lipstick!

And when I threw up on Patty's husband's finger, it was only because I ate too much of that cheese.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my PT Cruiser through my neighbor's roof. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a funny dog and have me arrested for assault & battery! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all sad and mean. And I'm really not to blame for any of this flirty stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and love yours,

Pam (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 21 bucks!</B>

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Santa Clause

North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at thad's Office party. It was jon who spiked the punch with too much bloddy mary. I can't help it if I drank 67 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like musky.

I thought it was funny when I put Brad's bra on my head and danced the pole on the couch while singing `3 times a lady'. I didn't mean to break thad's ipod and don't know why thad would accuse me of murder.

I don't remember calling josh's wife a hot cow---even though she looked like one with blue eye shadow and pink lipstick!

And when I threw up on sara's husband's boobs, it was only because I ate too much of that pizza.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my camaro through my neighbor's basement. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a fat dog and have me arrested for rape! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all high and large. And I'm really not to blame for any of this generic stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and he yours,

Riccarda (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 154 bucks!

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Santa Clause

North Pole, Earth

Dear Santa,

I have been a good girl.

It really wasn't my fault what happened at ReneBean's Office party. It was CandySmooch who spiked the punch with too much Cold Beer. I can't help it if I drank 87 glasses. It was so good---smelled and tasted just like Pine Air Freshener.

I thought it was funny when I put Penni's BAD's (big-ass drawers) on my head and danced the Jenna's Booty-Shakin' Dance on the coffee Table while singing `Grandma Got Runover by a Riendeer'. I didn't mean to break ReneBean's 'puter and don't know why ReneBean would accuse me of Money Laundering.

I don't remember calling Jack's wife a sizable duck---even though she looked like one with Red eye shadow and Green lipstick!

And when I threw up on Paula's husband's Big Toe, it was only because I ate too much of that marshmallows.

After all that fun, I admit I was a little tired. So I fell asleep on my way home and drove my Minivan through my neighbor's Linen Closet. I don't think that was any reason for my neighbor to call me a enviable puppy dog and have me arrested for non-registered voting! So, Santa...here I sit in my jail cell on Christmas Eve, all great and miniscule. And I'm really not to blame for any of this difficult stuff. Please bring me what I want the most---bail money!

Sincerely and quickly yours,

Kathy (Really a nice girl!) P.S. It's only 54 bucks!</B>

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